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"I’m sorry but I’m afraid I don’t understand what you’re talking about…"

"For future reference your response should be, 'and you shake it all up!'"

"Do I look like a damn hipster to you? And stop that stupid noise you’re making— it’s annoying."

"That's too baaaad, mister."

Sort of wants to ask but doesn’t at the same time.

"Oh my GAWD, that's gross." She lost herself within the bench. Abruptly she jolts upright.

"If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck enough wood to build a nest. Which, in the average size of logs, would be 1/3 of a log. That’s how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood." Nailed it.

"Ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a wiiiiiiner!"

what

"Riddle me this! How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Hurry, you've only got twenty seconds..!! Nineteen, eighteen, seventeen.."

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"It sounds idiotic. Who follows trends like sheep anyway? Pass."

"Does this mean you're a real-life hipster, mister? Baaaa." No sheep puns to be had.

He really hated repeating himself.

"Only those who are hip and with it can achieve twerk."

by ぺち

Another bootybump is due! “You bet’cha! I’m Masami Kida. And you?”

"Mei! Semi-professional donut and captain of the unofficial Toshi City twerk team 2k14." Beams. "Pleasure to meetcha."

Cue the bootybump and a wink. Right after, she gives a beautiful introduction. “Hell yeah. I like you.”

Hella. Cue her interesting version of the running man. "Likewise, brochacha."

She manages to look quite innocent.

"Don’t drop that thun thun thun!"

Double-snap, salutes, and shoots! One last time!