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Quick Man: Are we stealing them?

Crash Man: New or used?

Mega Man, trolling him: Godlike power?

Proto Man, joining him: A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?

Mega Man: Oh, wait, really?

Bass: No. We're not connecting over this. Don't — Don't even try. No. Don't even—

Mega Man: Hey, hey, MCR! MCR, they — they put out a new song, you remember that? You see that? You see that on Twitter?

Bass: I saw that.

Mega Man: I saw it. It was — it was great—

Blade Man: yeah no shit

Commando Man: Easy, Blade. Thank you for telling us, Pump. We love you.

Chill Man: Proud of you, dude.

Rock: I love everything!

Protoman: You know Roll, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.

Roll:

Protoman: outta my way boy im about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

Proto Man, gesturing to Bass and Mega Man fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

Proto Man: Bass, we need that!

Bass, holding Mega Man over a trash can: Nope.

Proto Man: Gimme it—

Bass: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!

Mega Man: Bomb Man, that’s not how it works...

Bomb Man: floor it??

Mega Man: no.

Bomb Man: what about.... I USE 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND!!!!

Mega Man: BOMB MAN YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE LAB DOWN

Bomb Man: I WILL HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO BAKE THESE FUCKING COOKIES

Mega: BOMB MAN PLEASE

Cut Man: in life, you are either Mega Man or Bomb Man

Cut Man: i choose Bomb Man, use four billion at 0.1 second to bake them