The Jonas Brothers are back and everyone’s terrified of the possibility of a recession so if we’re doing 2008 again then I might as well start reading Twilight in public

I wonder why the rich are rich? O yes…

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

Good advice.

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

ew why did i let you know me like that

Normalize apologizing to children.

Normalize doing right by children.

Normalizing telling children YOU were wrong

Normalize listening to children when they see the solution to a problem.

Normalize treating children like the human beings they are.