little meepling

God works at lady foot locker

we need a new type of physical media

kid at my work has been obsessed with pangea lately. he keeps telling me we have to "save it". like go back in time and push it back together

one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

you had to be there

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

@marian-devotee get him sushi six more times, you're at 60k notes.

It's not per 10k notes 💀 it was a one time deal, but I gave him some options for if it hits 100k 😂

FEED THE ROBOT!!!!!

THE ROBOT MUST BE FED