* BLOODY / BOTANIST !

so all right, all right, i’ve had my time / close my eyes, let the death bells chime / bury me in burgundy, i just don’t care / nothing’s left– i looked everywhere!

audrey fulquard from little shop of horrors deserves happiness!

QUOTH THE RAVEN; BIG YIKES.

sideblog of @meektragedy. 

touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

QUOTH THE RAVEN; BIG YIKES.

sideblog of @meektragedy. 

QUOTH THE RAVEN; BIG YIKES.

sideblog of @meektragedy. 

❝ What a creepy thing to be happening! ❞

❝ It’s nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours! ❞

❝ You have a talent for causing things pain! ❞

❝ Don’t feed the plants! ❞

❝ I’m willing to keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things! ❞

❝ What do you want from me — blood? ❞

❝ The rainbow’s just a no-show. ❞

❝ Does this look inanimate to you, punk? ❞

❝ You’re a monster and so am I! ❞

❝ Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings? ❞

❝ Take a breath and look around: a lot of folks deserve to die! ❞

❝ Three words with the ring of fate. ❞

❝ Do you mind if I call you a genius? ❞

❝ Downtown: where depression’s just status quo. ❞

❝ Stop right where you are, don’t you move a thing! ❞

❝ Looks like you’re not happy, unless I open a vein. ❞

❝ Feed me! ❞

❝ You’re lookin’ cute as can be! ❞

❝ Bear in mind, I’m not immortal. ❞

❝ I have so, so many strong reservations. ❞

❝ Poor! All my life I’ve always been poor. ❞

❝ I’ll gladly treat you like my blood, and my own flesh. ❞

❝ Thanks a million for making the magic you do. ❞

❝ Who cares if I’ve been a little on the anemic side these past few weeks?  ❞

❝ You’ve given me nothing, but heartache and hurt. ❞

❝ The bosses take your money and they break your hearts. ❞

❝ Nobody ever treated me kindly. ❞

❝ They’re gonna put you in jail! ❞

❝ You got no place to hide, you got nowhere to run. ❞

❝ Must be blood! Must be fresh! ❞

❝ I’ve got no choice — I’m much too poor! ❞

❝ Relationships are no-go. ❞

❝ You’re barely alive. ❞

❝ Officially, I’m your brat! ❞

❝ He’ll never ever ever be any good! ❞

❝ Feed me all night long! ❞

❝ Tell your mama something’s gonna get her — she better beware! ❞

❝ All of a sudden success coming out of the blue! ❞

❝ When he’s gone, the world will be yours. ❞

❝ What we have here is an ethical dilemma. ❞

❝ Please understand, it’s still strange and frightening. ❞

❝ Someday, you’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay. ❞

❝ You cater to a million jerks. ❞

❝ I dream of a place where we could be together at last. ❞

❝ You need blood and he’s got more than enough! ❞

❝ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ❞

❝ Someone show me a way to get outta here. ❞

❝ I know things were bad, but now they’re okay. ❞

❝ Don’t let my mirth deceive you! ❞

❝ I’m dating a semi-sadist… ❞

❝ I keep asking God what I’m for, and he tells me ‘gee, I’m not sure!’ ❞

❝ Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut’s! ❞

❝ I’m begging you sweetly, I’m down on my knees! ❞

❝ People will pay you to be inhumane. ❞

❝ Stand aside watch that motha’ blow! Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! ❞

❝ I’d poison guppies, and when I was done, I’d find a pussycat and bash in its head. ❞

❝ Someone gimme my shot or I’ll rot here. ❞

❝ I get off on the pain I inflict! ❞

❝ Lady luck came and found me. ❞

❝ It really is a rotten way to go! ❞

❝ They say the meek gonna get it — and you’re a meek little guy. ❞

❝ I dream we’ll go somewhere that’s green. ❞

( Change pronouns as needed! )

’ You’re not usually like this. What happened? ‘

‘ Are… are you crying? Oh my God, what happened? Are you alright? ‘

‘ Don’t bullshit me. I’ve never seen you cry before. Of course something is up! ‘

‘ I know we fight a lot, but I still don’t like seeing you crying. ‘

‘ No. No! That’s enough. They won’t be hurting you any longer. This was the last straw! ‘

‘ Oh, please don’t cry. Come here, come… please don’t cry. ‘

‘ I know you’re in there! Please let me in. ‘

‘ I can hear you crying, you know? Do you want to open this door to talk or… ‘

‘ You want to be left alone, I know. But would you mind if I stayed near you anyway? Quietly, of course. I just want to be nearby to make sure that you’ll be fine. ‘

‘ Cry it out, it’s alright. Yeah, just like that. Just cry it out. ‘

‘ Please tell me what happened. I want to help you. ‘

‘ I’m here! It’s alright, I’m here now! ‘

‘ Hold my hand; we’ll get through this. Together. ‘

‘ I’m certain they’ll come back. They would never abandon you. ‘

‘ Come on now. I thought I was supposed to be the emotional one here? ‘

‘ You’re not stupid for being sad. You’re stupid for not letting yourself be sad. ‘

‘ I knew we couldn’t trust him. I will make his life a living hell for doing this to you. ‘