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DAILYFLICKS 30K EVENT: FAVORITE 90s FILM PER MEMBER ↳ THE MUMMY (1999) — Nan (@aemma-arryn)

“In my defense, I did not know he was a substitute teacher.”

“Please don’t go down that path again.”

“She doesn’t look like a horse, she just talks about them a lot.”

“You gotta go to the store and get something to deal with that now!”

“This is the last time I take a pity selfie with ________.”

“Your hair’s in a ponytail that’s.. fantastic!”

“I’m not used to that level of kindness.”

“I’m going to ignore that passive aggression.”

“Mama Oprah would be very proud of us.”

“What about a platonic sleepover?”

“That is almost entirely correct.”

“I know that town beautification is kind of your thing.”

“I’m flattered beyond all reason.”

“The whole town is named after me.”

“As much as I’d love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies, I must decline.”

“I truly appreciate the gesture.”

“It’s liquid moisturizer for your body so, um, no. You can’t drink them.”

“What do we think body milk is, if not milk for your body?”

“We have way too much work to do today for me to feel attacked by way of an imbalanced social dynamic.”

“You’ve been domesticated beyond recognition.”

“It’s not like you haven’t overreacted to bad news in the past.”

“This is probably the most intimate thing I’ve ever done.”

“For some reason, I pictured you living underground.”

“I don’t recall you ever telling me about that chapter in your life.”

“I’m sorry, but is that a soft but affirm indication that you miss me?”

“I just see two de-shelled hard-boiled eggs in a bag. Should I be scared for you?”

“The vodka’s in the freezer.”

“As much as I love the spotlight, sometimes it’s just best to step aside.”

“I know this isn’t what you wanted, but I think it’ll make him really happy to make you happy.”

“I shouldn’t have eaten those eggs.”

“I can’t believe I’m trapped under a blanket with you knowing you ate those eggs.”

“Unlike you and I, he’s extremely generous without any ulterior motive.”

“I’d rather not attach my name to a gift I had no hand in selecting.”

“Some people have nice, clean mouths and others have sloppy mouths.”

“Rarely has that been a recipe for success.”

“We should be able to have an adult kiss from time to time.”

“I had to delete groupon from my phone, because three vacuums is enough vacuums.”

“You’d think there’d be more of a market for oversized portraits of other people’s families.”

“I was just verbally assaulted by a woman in the line outside.”

“This says foot cream on it. What happens if I put it on my hands?”

“Don’t waste your time thinking about those human vultures.”

“I didn’t tell you because I don’t want you to come.”

“Has your family ever forgotten your birthday?”

“I plan on popping a pill, crying in bed, and falling asleep early.”

“I like having you here.”

“I’m gonna have to look at those photos before you share them or post them.”

“I was getting scared that I was going to let you leave without us having kissed. So, thank you, for letting that happen.”

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ who’s bill murray? ❜

❛ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s like asking who gandhi is. ❜

❛ who’s gandhi? ❜

❛ is that how you say hello where you come from? ❜

❛ oh, my god, I can’t believe I shot bill murray. ❜

❛ I don’t think we’re gonna be able to stitch this. ❜

❛ ah. that’s still tender. ❜

❛ you think you might pull through? ❜

❛ if it means anything now, I am so sorry. it was just instinctive. ❜

❛ I was never a very good practical joker. ❜

❛ so do you have any regrets? ❜

❛ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❜

❛ that’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie. ❜

❛ I don’t mean to gush. ❜

❛ This is so surreal. ❜

❛ I mean, you probably get this all the time. ❜

❛ where’s the fucking twinkies? ❜

❛ I hate coconut. not the taste, consistency. ❜

❛ oh, this twinkie thing, it ain’t over yet. ❜

❛ they’re in the back, aren’t they? ❜

❛ I’m really sorry. she was like a crouching tiger… ❜

❛ you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? ❜

❛ twelve’s the new twenty. gun please. ❜

❛ like you would ever use that thing. ❜

❛ don’t kill me with my own gun!! ❜

❛ are you fucking with me? ❜

❛ you ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle? ❜

❛ time to nut up or shut up! ❜

❛ 1997. was that a good year? ❜

❛ and nobody picked you? ❜

❛ take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose. ❜

❛ I haven’t cried like that since titanic. ❜

❛ the first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❜

❛ you are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❜

❛ finally got to first base. not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❜

❛ have you heard about pacific playland? there are no zombies there. ❜

❛ that place totally blows! ❜

❛ this is now the united states of zombieland. ❜

❛ okay. let me begin my three-part apology by saying that I think you’re a wonderful human, with great potential. ❜

❛ I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❜

❛ oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s ghostbusters. ❜

❛ shit! fuck! ❜

❛ ow, I’m on fire! ouch! ❜

❛ the hell I am. ❜

❛ where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❜

❛ it’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❜

❛ are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❜

❛ no. I knew a guy way worse at that than me. ❜

❛ there are no penguins on the north pole. ❜

❛ you wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❜

❛ let’s play the quiet game. ❜

❛ have you never played the quiet game? ❜

❛ poor flat bastard. ❜

❛ here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❜

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

BAD GUY

❛ think you’re so criminal. ❜

❛ my soul? So cynical. ❜

❛ so you’re a tough guy. ❜

❛ I’m the bad guy. duh. ❜

❛ I like it when you take control. ❜

❛ I’ll be your animal. ❜

❛ my mommy likes to sing along with me. ❜

❛ she’ll pity the men I know. ❜

❛ I’m only good at bein’ bad. ❜

❛ I like when you get mad. ❜

❛ I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re alone. ❜

❛ you said she’s scared of me? ❜

XANNY

❛ what is it about them? ❜

❛ I must be missing something. ❜

❛ I don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❜

❛ they’re late to every party. ❜

❛ nobody’s ever sorry. ❜

❛ please don’t try to kiss me on the sidewalk. ❜

❛ I can’t afford to love someone. ❜

YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN

❛ wait till the world is mine. ❜

❛ you should see me in a crown. ❜

❛ I’m gonna run this nothing town. ❜

❛ watch me make ‘em bow. ❜

❛ your silence is my favorite sound. ❜

❛ I like the way they all scream. ❜

❛ come over baby. ❜

❛ I think you’re pretty. ❜

❛ I’m okay. ❜

❛ I’m not your baby. ❜

ALL GOOD GIRLS GO TO HELL

❛ can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❜

❛ got friends but can’t invite them. ❜

❛ my turn to ignore ya. ❜

❛ don’t say I didn’t warn ya. ❜

❛ all the good girls go to hell. ❜

❛ 'cause even God herself has enemies. ❜

❛ she’ll want the devil on her team. ❜

❛ look at you needing me. ❜

❛ peter should know better. ❜

❛ your cover up is caving in. ❜

❛ why are we saving him? ❜

❛ begging for our help, wow! ❜

❛ There’s nothing left to save now. ❜

WISH YOU WERE GAY

❛ baby, I don’t feel so good. ❜

❛ I’ll never let you go. ❜

❛ four days has never felt so long. ❜

❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜

❛ but all you do is look the other way. ❜

❛ I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay. ❜

❛ I just kinda wish you were gay. ❜

❛ Is there a reason we’re not through? ❜

❛ how am I supposed to make you feel okay? ❜

❛ don’t say I’m not your type. ❜

❛ I’m so selfish. ❜

WHEN THE PARTY’S OVER

❛ don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ but nothing ever stops you leaving. ❜

❛ I could lie, say I like it like that. ❜

❛ don’t you know too much already? ❜

❛ I’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❜

❛ call me friend, but keep me closer. ❜

❛ I’ll call you when the party’s over. ❜

❛ let’s just let it go. ❜

❛ let me let you go. ❜

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❛ wait a minute, let me finish. ❜

❛ I know you don’t care, but can you listen? ❜

❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜

❛ I guess I’m gonna go. ❜

❛ I just never know how you feel. ❜

❛ do you even feel anything? ❜

❛ don’t treat me badly. ❜

❛ I know you’re not sorry. ❜

MY STRANGE ADDICTION

❛ don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. ❜

❛ learned my lesson way too long ago. ❜

❛ one of us is gonna lose. ❜

❛ you are my strange addiction. ❜

❛ put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it. ❜

❛ can’t you tell I’m wired? ❜

❛ tell me nothing lasts, like I don’t know. ❜

BURY A FRIEND

❛ what do you want from me? ❜

❛ why don’t you run from me? ❜

❛ what are you wondering? ❜

❛ what do you know? ❜

❛ why aren’t you scared of me? ❜

❛ why do you care for me? ❜

❛ when we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜

❛ say it, spit it out. ❜

❛ what is it exactly? ❜

❛ am I satisfactory? ❜

❛ I wanna end me. ❜

❛ I’ll meet you in the park. ❜

❛ it’s probably somethin’ that shouldn’t be said out loud. ❜

❛ honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

❛ the debt I owe, gotta sell my soul. ❜

ILOMILO

❛ told you not to worry. ❜

❛ honey, what’s your hurry? ❜

❛ remember not to get too close to stars. ❜

❛ where did you go? ❜

❛ I can’t lose another life. ❜

❛ hurry, I’m worried. ❜

❛ I tried not to upset you. ❜

❛ I just wanted to protect you. ❜

❛ I don’t care if it’s a lie. ❜

LISTEN BEFORE I GO

❛ take me to the rooftop. ❜

❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜

❛ better hurry 'cause I’m leavin’ soon. ❜

❛ sorry can’t save me now. ❜

❛ sorry I don’t know how. ❜

❛ I’m not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜

❛ don’t say I’m all that matters. ❜

❛ call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜

❛ but I’m not sorry. ❜

I LOVE YOU

❛ it’s not true, tell me I’ve been lied to. ❜

❛ what the hell did I do? ❜

❛ nothing has to change today.   ❜

❛ you didn’t mean to say I love you. ❜

❛ I wish we never learned to fly. ❜

❛ didn’t mean to make you cry. ❜

brought to you by the nightmare furry bear clowns discord server. [part 1.] change pronouns as needed. 

“you kinda defend yourself by offending everyone else.”

“you are the last person here that i think anyone would attempt to murder.”

“it’s not gay if the penises don’t touch.”

“i’m gonna pass, i’m not really in the mood to be the victim of a hate crime tonight.”

“drowning kids in the bathtub is really funny.”

“congratulations, you’ve built a hill i’m willing to die on.”

“it was either a haunted house or black-out drinking for 48 hours.”

“was it homophobic or just correct?”

“i started crying at the thought of how the stars connect everything that ever was and ever will be.”

“what that mouth do except whine?”

“god is cruel, but she is creative.”

“we thought you were being haunted by that ghost we accidentally summoned.”

“piss your pants.”

“i have never had a plan go more array than trying to play webkinz and then getting blackmailed for 600 dollars.”

“get lobomatized challenge.”

“meth addicted children?”

“what in god’s good fucking name is fucking happening?”

“nothing related to god, i’m afraid, quite the opposite.”

“you’re young, you have so much more time to get worse.”

“the first step to a good redemption arc is feeling shame.”

“it’s one thing for that to happen, but then to have it on the news and forever be known as the guy who fucked a dolphin.”

“i want to stare at the open road and drown in it.”

“spaghetti? again?”

“this is why we don’t date the british.”

“it’s that same feeling, but i know for a fact i did not commit murder.”

“are you proud that your children smell like piss?”

“get that dick, queen!”

“it’s so sad, but since i’m not them, it’s so funny.”

“did you eat him?”

“i hate that we had to ask you that.”

“Put your mask on! Let’s not scar that pretty face.”