MediocreMagicItems

A pale green fluid with a hint of haze in a slim cylindrical bottle, topped with a cork and a dollop of wax. Total volume is roughly 3 ounces.

Once consumed the character must make a DC-14 con save to resist throwing up. No damage is taken. But if used in combat the player will be forced to spend their next turn throwing up if they fail the save.

The Elixir

1.5 oz. Douglas Fir Brandy

.5 oz. Cognac

.5 oz. Blue Curacao

.25 oz. Lemon juice

.25 oz. Simple Syrup

Magical Item, unique?, unattuned

It is easy to become lost in a dungeon, The Amazing* Hiram Oletuk sought to rectify this shortcoming of dungeons by creating a sign that would direct an adventurer to what they seek. Unfortunately he forgot to mount the board to a signpost before enchantment, thus rendering the one foot by eighteen by one and three quarter board a simply obnoxiously oversized and heavy direction finder.

To use one must form a clear image of that which they seek within their mind, write what they seek in chalk upon the board while they hold it and concentrate on that item as they walk. If they are distracted, take damage, or lose their grip upon the board it will stop pointing them to that which they seek.

Can be used (Cha. Mod.) times per rest for a duration of an hour at a time. Upon first use DM should roll a D100 and consult the chart below;

Magic Item, unique, unattuned

A medium sized wooden bowl with runes etched upon its base, Olituke probably bought the bowl from a small town craftsperson or liberated it from an inn. For all the world it appears to be a normal bowl. Apart from the seemingly ever-present porridge contained within.

Magic Item, uncommon, unattuned (single use)

A charred wood obelisk, four inches on a side at the base and tapering to a point at sixteen inches tall, with a single groove an inch wide around it four inches from the base.

After activation of the Obelisk a creature that approaches within ten feet of the obelisk will trigger it causing it to release the Fireball Spell.

To utilize the Antipersonnel Obelisk follow these instructions in this order:

Remove paper strip from base of obelisk

Place upright on a level surface in an open area the exceeds the 20 foot radius effective range of the obelisk.

RETREAT THE A DISTANCE GREATER THAN TWENTY FEET FROM THE OBELISK

Read the activation word on the strip of paper in a loud, clear, voice.

Retreat further, do not pass within ten feet of the Obelisk.

Magic Item, uncommon, unattuned

This brightly polished wand is pretty hefty, with a diameter of an inch and three quarters and a length of 10 inches (for the three charge variant, 14 for the four charge variant), and upon making a clicking sound with your tongue it will produce a cone of bright light for sixty feet and dim light for a further sixty feet for roughly an hour per charge.

Magic Item, unique, unattuned

Magic Item, unique, unattuned

Magic item, unique, unattuned

Bane's Mark Magic Item - Unique - Attuned

Arming Sword - 1d8 +1

You may use this item to inflict a form of bane on an enemy you hit with a melee attack a number of times equal to your charisma modifier (minimum of 1) per short rest.

Magic item - uncommon (not attuned)

When worn it can be twisted clockwise around the finger to save a smell present in the air around the wearer, it can hold five smells at a time. When it is twisted counter clockwise it will emanate the stored smell that the wearer is thinking of for a five foot radius

Shadowkeeper Arming Sword - Magic item - unique (attuned)

1d8 (piercing) + 1d4 (Necrotic)

Magic effects: Shadowkeeper grants the wielder the friendship of shadows, you are invisible to darkvision, and yourself are granted sixty feet of darkvision (or 30 additional feet of darkvision).

Lyre Arming Sword - Magic - uncommon

1d8 (piercing) + 1 (radiant)

Eye of the Beholder Longsword - Magic - unique (attuned)

1d8(10) Piercing

Magic effects: The wielder of this sword is granted the boon of a belholders anti-magic field, sort of. The piece of beholder's eye in the pommel of the sword grants the user advantage on any checks or saving throws from spells cast at them.

Magic item, rare, un-attuned

An unassuming pale ceramic mug, tall and narrow, with no handle, with the symbol of a mermaid wielding a war-axe over her head.

"Summon Trucc, by uttering the phrase 'you've been hit by, you've been struck by; trucc' and doing the Micheal Jackson lean you can summon a blue 1992 Ford F-150 with your warlock patron at the wheel in an unoccupied space measuring 10 feet by 20 feet, when summoned it moves straight forward at 60' per second and is on this plane for two seconds. Anything it strikes makes a dex save, on a fail it does 10d6 bludgeoning damage, on a success it does half damage. At DM discretion it may also temporarily iseki anything that fails the save."