mediamaniac23

look. hannibal is unquestionably a nightmare person, but i think the reason that so many girls and lgbt people have sort of latched onto him is because he is a man who does not once, in the entire show, yell.

Bourgeois Householders Privately Troubled by Invasions of Silent, Giant Hand

I’m sorry but there is nothing more aggressively New York than that guy climbing over the rail to get to the subway faster while ignoring megafauna pizza rat

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

911 I’d like to report a murder

babygirl i can repress feelings you’ve never even heard of before

The difference between gays and straights is that straights use sweetie (complimentary) and gays use sweetie (derogatory)

Meanwhile straights use bitch (derogatory) and gays use bitch (complimentary)

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

Reblog if you are busy 

That last addition got me so bad