meddledeath

Wow this post really did well in the horny fandom

[ID: a meme reading, "Ready for bed? tired, but can't fall asleep? try: staying up for 3 to 4 hours. surely you son't regret staying up 3 to 4 hours. 3 to 4 hours yay." Several skeletons as well as an alarm clock, a seal with legs, and a hand holding a phone which says, "3 to 4 hours fun," are scattered around the image. /end ID]

hands are insane because they're the absolute sexiest part of a body veins tendons knuckles hair on the wrist and the back of the fingers bones and blood all close to the skin screaming I AM ALIVE AND I SHAPE THE WORLD AROUND ME freckles and scars and the cryptic spiral of a fingerprint on each digit but also you cover them up with gloves and they BECOME HOTTER for some reason. and then you take the gloves off and they're hotter again. science can't explain this

Fingerless gloves though. There is not a sluttier article of clothing.

Good evening to my short kings

Good evening to my tall queens