Z-Team Dispatcher

You know, what the heck, I don’t really care for all the stoic formalities

My name, as funny as it is, has happened three times in my family. So if you want blame anyone, blame… whoever the hell was grandpa Bobby’s dad. I’m a dispatcher at SDN and Invisagal made me a tumblr, I don’t know why. Actually, I don’t have any social media, that’s probably why.

I probably won’t be on here much, since I have a job. And for any of my team reading this, I swear to god I’m going to rock your shit if you are in the middle of a mission and I find you typing away on tumblr.

I have a dog, I’ll probably mostly just.. post stuff about him. He’s adorable, and I’m pretty sure at this point everyone in the SDN Torrence branch building has decided they’d save him first if the place caught fire. Anyways, here’s some pictures of Beef.

I guess you guys can. Ask me things? I don’t really know how this works

Completely forgot the day of the week and the month and I just completely didn’t process anything

I

I’m gonna explode

What the fuck do i do

..actually. Do I at least get a staff or some shit to hit people with?

Or did you just magic only the dress onto me

Don’t fat shame my son

Yesterday I had to send someone over to handle a domestic dispute that started with two people apparently arguing over if Italy was spell “i-tuh-lee” or “eye-ta-lee.” And it ended up with supers throwing hands

So

If I ever meet you it’s on sight

The coms were filled of idiots who you can tell flunked out at fifth grade trying to do some of the math equations