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My Willow AU- Felt like the potential of Kit and Graydons dynamic was seriously under utilised in the show, and I couldn’t really find a “What if Kit and Graydon did get married?” AU so I wrote one! There is angst, there is pining, there is duty and most importantly there will be platonic Girlboss X male wife  Kit and Graydon. Also I feel like you have to name at least one fanfiction after a Taylor Swift song and this is mine.   Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Willow (TV 2022), Willow (1988) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jade Claymore & Kit Tanthalos, Jade Claymore/Kit Tanthalos, Graydon Hastur & Kit Tanthalos, Airk Tanthalos & Kit Tanthalos, Sorsha & Kit Tanthalos, Commander Ballantine & Jade Claymore Characters: Kit Tanthalos, Jade Claymore, Airk Tanthalos, Thraxus Boorman, Graydon Hastur, Elora Danan (Willow), Sorsha (Willow) Additional Tags: Angst, Forced Marriage, Pining, so much fucking pining, Abandonment Issues, Kit and graydon trauma bond- why didn't we get that, we hate on graydons dad, controlling parents, Protective Kit Tanthalos, let kit say fuck, Song: ivy (Taylor Swift), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

AU- The gales don't come.

Jade had been the one constant in Kit's life. She was always there. As long as she had Jade by her side, Kit felt like she could cope with anything. Even getting married to a man she's never met.

But then suddenly, Jade's not going to be there anymore. And the crushing weight of her Mother's expectations is now far too heavy, so Kit does what apparently she's genetically predisposed to do; she runs.

Or at least she tries to.

Sorsha has other plans.

Maeve- I feel like a cat closing a laptop.

Addy- I said to my mom how are people not single and she was like wtf?

Nate and Bronwyn for half of season 1- I WILL DESTROY THE HOMOPHOBIC COMPUTER

Cooper- I will just internally die for the rest of my life.

Kris- If they cancel heartstopper I will cancel Netflix.

Vanessa- David Tennant is the manifestation of my daddy issues.

Janae- I AM A LESBIAN PUDDLE

(part 1)

-Janae and Nate both get nightmares and can never get back to sleep when they wake up from one, when they discover that they both spend a lot of the night staring at the ceiling they start watching the great British bake off on Netflix and make fun of the accents whenever they’re awake in the middle of the night. They both sleep a lot better.

-Bronwyn and Nate discover that they’re bi simultaneously whilst discussing celebrity crushes. Nate doesn’t understand why Bronwyn wasn’t into Zac Effron as a tween and Bronwyn doesn’t understand how Nate doesn’t find Liz Gillies attractive. They do this several more times with celebrities (and real people that they know). Then it clicks.

-Bronwyn and cooper make it their mission to teach addy how to drive after the events of s2. Everyone in the group takes a turn at trying because addy doesn’t really want to learn how to drive in the first place and isn’t really getting it. Everybody that is apart from janae because nobody trusts their driving ability enough to carry more than one passenger in the car, let alone teach addy how to drive.

-Addy somehow tracks down gay warehouse party guy and brings him to a murder club and friends meet up. He is terrified and disappears from planet earth after. Nobody knows what went wrong.