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“You know, if someone would do me a favor and just punch me in the face right now, that’d be great.”
“Be careful what you wish for.”

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The pengelian waddled very staggeringly into Priam's tent, and passed out in the middle of the floor. Upon feeling his body, Priam discovered that this little guy had contracted a serious case of a rare Themisian fever. "Urgh... I... I can't be sick... not..." he coughed with a ragged hoarse tone, "not... now..." he said, passing back into a nightmarish slumber.
Priam was eating roasted turkey thigh when the scene unfolded before him. His brow furrowed in both confusion and slight concern, but he wasn’t sure if said penguin was up to his usual tricks. So he remained as he was for several minutes, just taking hungry bites out of his meal. After half an hour had passed, Priam finally decided to speak.
"Hey! Are you still alive?" he questioned, "hey penguin thing?" Rising from his seat, he casually walked over, crouching before his silent visitor and poking the tiny body. "Hello?"
((Excuse me while I unabashedly ship PriFi to the ends of the earth.))
Okay.
"Flamed Aether!"Â
"Hah. I jest. I can never be as strong as the blue flame."
"Are you mocking me?"
"Prince or not, that is a grave mistake."
"What's the deal with you and my sister, huh?"
"RED IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!"
[  ♕  ]     ”It’s also the color of your face. What’s the deal with you and my sister?”
"I, Priam of Ikesland, hereby vow by my honor as a warrior that not a single word regarding my treaty with Atterria of Ylisse, shall be spilled. With this drop of blood, and my mark, I am hereby sworn to secrecy. Should this blood oath be broken, I authorize the use of appropriate punishes seen fit by they who has been wronged."

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"What's the deal with you and my sister, huh?"
"RED IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!"
"She's onto us!"
  「♟♖♞」 Shhh! Keep quiet and let me handel this.”
"All right."
Mommy Dearest [ Fionn | Lady Eumelia ]
[  ♕  ]     Fionn never considered herself such, but if what she said was true, then who was she to deny it? A small smile came on her pale features as she listened to his mother. Kids tended to be more rude than adults, one of the many reasons Fionn hated them.
But she’d have to bring that up to him when they were alone, as well as his nickname and whatever else his mother would tell her. She needed some fuel here.
  “He seemed to have left that part out when he promoted me," She relaxed visibly when she spoke, allowing herself to smile. "I’ll have to bring it up when he comes by, just to see if he still holds the same mentality, save for his lieutenant.”
       “Oh dear! Perhaps it was unwise to say such things after all...” She then remembered that Priam had yet to make her a grandmother and he hadn't sent word to her in over a month. Suddenly, the elder woman didn't feel so guilty. She loved her son, truly she did, but he had it coming. “Then again, I'm sure no harm will come of it." Straightening up in her seat. "Anyways, I ask of you, since you are his leutienant then you must know... is he still courting Mi'ro?"
   Little did Eumelia know that Priam and Mi'ro had parted long ago, though in all her letters she had wrote to Priam asking about the woman... Priam had always implied that the relationship had never ended. “I have yet to meet the woman, but from all the letters he wrote me of her... she sounds absolutely charming!"Â
Mommy Dearest [ Fionn | Lady Eumelia ]
[  ♕  ]     Fionn thought for just a moment, her lips going into a thin line before she once again reluctantly sat in her seat. Once again fidgeting and tapping her fingers against the arm rest. Priam would most likely yell at her if she left, and he found her back at the village. That was the last thing she wanted, in truth. She’d have to suffer through meeting his mother instead.
Wondering what to say, she sat there, her carnelian eyes searching the area behind the blue haired woman.
  “Ah, do forgive me for not introducing myself at the door," Eumelia did ask that before she decided to leave, she hoped. "I am Fionn, your sons lieutenant.”
      "His lieutenant?" Priam's mother repeated, "well isn't that just fine news!" Her features lit up, "a pleasure to meet you Miss Fionn. My, my, if you are his lieutenant that you must be an exceptional woman. Why, I remember when PriPri first spoke of forming the Blue Flame Brigade--" she giggled lightly at the name... it was still a silly name, "--he vowed to never make a woman his second in command."
      Eumelia scrunched her feathers and tried to deepen her voice, attempting to sound like her son."'I will never let a girl into my ranks! They're too soft and will just start crying when they break a nail!' Oh... but then again, he was nine at the time."
What the FUCK is this salad bullshit?
-Priam, probably (via incorrectfequotes)

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Mommy Dearest [ Fionn | Lady Eumelia ]
[  ♕  ]     That certainly explained quite a bit. Yet the woman kept up her act of being nice. There was no possible way she was this nice, nobody ever was. It was all an act.
Fionn couldn’t help but snicker at her nickname for him. It made him less scary to think of him being called it, she had to wonder how he’d react if she’d said it while he was here. Or better yet, if Fionn adopted it as well.
  ”I was told he sent you a letter," She said, shifting uncomfortably in her seat, her fingers impatiently tapping against her own armor. "But it seems that would not be true. If you have other guests, then I can return to the village as to not bother you.”
Without another word, nor a greeting, she sat up from her chair in a hurry. Wishing to leave to moment she entered the house.
A letter? Eumelia paused to think, trying to recall anything about a letter. Unfortunately, nothing came to mind. She hadn't recieved a letter in quite some time, especially from Priam. Which reminded her, if he was coming to visit too, she would make certain to reprimand him for it. How dare he not write her since last month, he had made a promise to her!
      The blue haired woman went to comment back but found her words cut off before she could even speak them. Her expression became paniked as a fragil arm reached out and took hold of her guest's wrist. “Oh no! Please don't go! While it is true that I have yet to recieve a letter, it matters little now that you are here. Please, I beg of thee, reclaim your seat." There was a pleading look in her eyes, "Please..."
Mommy Dearest [ Fionn | Lady Eumelia ]
[  ♕  ]     Curiously, she looked around her. It’s been a while since she’d last been to Chon’sin, she hardly remembered the architecture. It looked stranger than Plegian, considering they didn’t have sand to make anything with, or a lot of the trees and oar that was native to the desert.
She turned her attention back to the blue haired woman, noticing that she certainly looked like her son. Or rather he looked like her. And she could see who truly had the lineage in them. Not that she doubted it.
  “Forgive the sudden intrusion," Said Fionn, clearing her throat. "It was supposed to be a surprise, but your son got held up in town. He sent me to meet you first.”
      A look of confusione struck her features “my son sent you?" It suddenly clicked, this was not one of her husband's patients but one of her only son's friends. "Oh! Well, that is a surprise! I was most certainly not expecting one of my dearest PriPri's friends!"
      Almost like lighting, Eumelia aided the other woman in taking her seat before hurriedly taking the empty seat across from her. "It has been so long since I have met one of my Priam's friends! Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Eumelia, and might I ask for your name?My sincerest apologies for not asking sooner, where on earth are my manners?"
      She lightly tapped the side of her head with a finger, "I must have forgotten them back in Ikesland."
Mommy Dearest [ Fionn | Lady Eumelia ]
[  ♕  ]     Go see her, he said, I’ll just be a minute, he said. Well, he lied! Walking here already took nearly half an hour, he should have caught up by then. A man like him who prided himself on being the best. Seems to her like he was more lazy than strong.
Not to mention she’d have to meet his mother, one of her least favorite things in the world. She supposed she had to put on a happy facade however, since she did love him. And so did this woman.
Fionn couldn’t even force herself to smile when the door opened. The woman seemed nice enough, especially when she spoke. But she couldn’t help but see her own mother. The one who left her all those years ago.
“I apologize for being early…?" Priam didn’t tell her he told them they were visiting, it was supposed to be a surprise according to him. She did as she was told and entered the home, making sure she didn’t bring in any dirt from the outside.
      "Oh no, think nothing of it!" She smiled politely, "a little surprise now and then does a marvelous job of keeping one alert!"
      The older woman shut the door behind them, swiftly turning on her heel and taking the lead once more. While their humble home was not massive, it was still rude to leave your guest to fend for themselves.
      "Though it is I who should apologize, well, on my husband's behalf at least." Eumelia led her guest to the empty table sitting right in the middle of the atrium, an umbrella provided shading in the warm Chon'ese heat.
      "I'm afraid he is not here at the moment, a last minute house call, you see. However, I doubt he shall be long in the mean time. Please make yourself comfortable and I shall go retrieve some tea and confectioneries for you while you wait."

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     “What’s this? A knock? Must be the appointment Fai’Leng was expecting! Oh my, oh dear! He’s not back yet.” The woman scurried about, "ohhh! Stall, just need to stall until his return."
     Lady Eumelia opened the front door to the clinic and home she shared with her husband. Upon pulling the heavy wooden gate open, the middle aged woman found herself a bit startled. She found a tall, pink haired woman who looked highly agitated, to be honest, the cleric found herself suddenly anxious and a little scared. Nevertheless, she needed to maintain her composer, if this truly was one of her husband’s patients, she needed to make certain they were comfortable.
     “Why hello there, my sincerest apologies if I have kept you waiting. I had not expected your arrival until a later time! Please come in and wait in the atrium. I shall go fetch you some tea and treats while you wait for my husband.”
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