Turning nouns into verbs...

I am sorry that your parents gave you everything and never let you learn how to lose. They have stunted you emotionally and for that, you have my deepest sympathies.

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I hope you die! A very long time from now, of natural causes, painlessly and surrounded by your loved ones!

#TBT : The time Starbucks wrote Maleria on my cup. #valeria #malaria #whatislife #starbucksfail #starbucksname #starbucks #thestruggleisreal #throwbackthursday #tbt

Girl, you look so fly tonight. #esb #empirestatebuilding #esblights #nyc #ny #newyork #newyorkcity #lights #eredcarpet #bestdressednominee (at Empire State Building)

Let me show you the world in my eyes... #blurry #itsdrunkandblurry #brooklyn #lights #parkslope #nyc #herecomesthenighttime #brooklynstreets #streetsofbrooklyn #streetsofinstagram? (at 4th Avenue Heartache)

Favorite song, right now. #arcadefire #wastedhours #thesuburbs #nowplaying #heavyrotation #wastedhoursthatyoumakenew

Drinking games are stupid.

I know this is not supposed to be funny, but it always makes me laugh. #summerofsam #unintentionallyfunny #kill

I hate the snow, but it sure does look pretty. #whitechristmasandshit #christmastree #christmaslights #snow #nyc #madisonsquarepark (at Madison Square Park)

This one is really good. Pete always helps sort my brain out.

This shit is so real. #TheMindyProject #mindykaling #mindylahiri #truth #wordsofwisdom #realtalk #thatsmedad #truth #girlcode

Modified reverse french manicure. Pink and black. #nailsdid #nailart #gelmanicure #nailartclub #nailporn #nailgametight #nailartaddict #nailstagram #nailswag #manicure #nailgel #reversefrench #pink #black (at Clinton Nail Salon)