why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space

Never in my twenties did I imagine that my thirties would be so much better when it came to sex and my ability to attract men.

Update from my (mid, yikes!) 40s: ability to trap hotties in my chest hair still going strong.

I’m having a hard time dealing with all of the news so here’s an out of touch Thursday palate cleanser.

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

habitable zones

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons

This is...THE funniest thing ive seen all month i have not laughed this hard in so long