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Who’s this guy? I've never seen him 👀

I want an emancipated Peter Parker who's aunt is in a coma. He works at Saint Margaret's and helps out at Nelson and Murdock as well as Luke Cage and Jessica Jones's bar. He's Weasel's little helper.

I want a Peter Parker who has a giant cargo clip with all the sets of keys to his friends apartments attached to them because he basically lives at absolutely all of them. Making fun of how Danny Rand doesnt know how money works. Wade wilson making him pancakes in the morning. Late nights working at the law firm and laughing over shitty cofee and bagels. Dancing loudly and throwing heads back in uproarious laughter at the bar. Stealing chips form each other at Saint Margaret's. I want the chaotic yet completely genius way they team up to curb crime.

I want a Peter Parker who joined the Academic Decathlon team because he was made to for some school reason. I want a full on outsider POV of Peter Parker and how strange he seems. I want a love story between Tony starks adopted son Harley Keener and Peter.

I want an absolute flabbergasted Avengers who learn of the efficiency of new York's vigilantes, probably because of the hand. Stephen Strange knew the whole time.

I want Patron Saint of New York Peter Parker, with the strong grey morals and connections to everyone on the block who would never dare live anywhere else with any other sort of people.

1. Spider-Man is more than a match in strength for Deadpool’s (taskmaster, Francis, Juggernaut) and could honestly just web them up

2. Matt wouldn’t be affected by Misterio’s illusions. While Peter doesn’t want to hurt friends/family or endanger bystanders Misterio creates and struggles not relying on his eyes…Matt doesn’t have that problem. He’d just be like “bitch, you don’t smell anything like Foggy” and pummel his stupid fishbowl ass.

3. While he’s working really hard on getting Spidey’s respect, don’t pretend Wade would look at this rich man wrapped up in human trafficking, bombings, drug dealings, etc who overcomes the law and not drop him on the spot. This boy does not have the Catholic-guilt-complex-crisis-over his-own-morality-questioning-if-the-death-of-one-man-justifies-saving-many-even-if-he-has the-right-to-pass-judgement-on-a-soul-and-if not-is-the-execution-worth-his-soul* problem.

Moon Knight : “Ah. For us, it was the other way around.”

Daredevil : “My dad tried his best. And my mom…I guess she’s not that bad now that I know her. She just abandoned me when I was a baby and she never saidanything when I was at the orphanage.”

Deadpool : “So it’s clear, Peter’s parents are the best.”

Spiderman : “They died when I was very young.”

Deadpool's guide on how to take care of your blind spider.