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Brayson & Sammi Reality Show (Season 1, Episode ‘Brayson’s Nudity Problem’): “So Brayson has a bit of a nudity issue, and let me be honest, I’m okay with it being his wife and all, because what girl doesn’t love the good stuff from her husband? I mean look at how many kids we have, they all came from the good stuff. Okay that’s a lie, because they came out of me but they were created by the good stuff. That sounded a lot better, yes, anyways, Brayson, he doesn’t know where to stop with the nudity. I constantly remind him we have five little girls in the house between the ages of 1 and 6, yet he still walks around the house, and I’m like ‘quick girls cover your eyes you don’t need to see Daddy’s stuff’ and they’ll start to ask questions like ‘why are Daddy’s parts so different from girls’ and it’s so hard to explain what a penis is to five girls who won’t understand exactly what a penis is so I just tell them its something they refuse to eat, so I say it’s Daddy’s sausage, but that was probably a bad idea because now Lacey cries when Brayson eats sausage, and it’s just so frustrating, like how do I tell them the difference without being graphic? I don’t want to scare them! Anyways, I have an issue when Brayson walks around naked when the girls are around, but hey, when it’s just me, of course I’m okay with it. He is my husband after all.”

“So it’s clearly been stated that London and I enjoy sex. And to tell you the truth, that’s no lie. London and I can’t go a single day without sex. It’s  apart of us. I mean damn the girl can move. It’s like she’s dancing on me. She’s fucking hot, and she moves like she’s a professional sex person. Is that even a thing? ‘Sex person?’ I don’t fucking know, all I can say is London is hot as fuck, she’s all mine, and if I catch a damn man staring at her, they’ll wish they kept their dicks and their balls because London is all mine. And the sex if fucking hot. We have all kinds of sex. All right, all right, we’ve got a fucking sex problem, but who am I to kid? We love sex!”

“So I am at home with Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kylie and my mother. They’re all going crazy because they’re arguing over what they want to do. Mom wants to do my hair, Kylie wants to do make up, and Kourtney, Kim and Khloe want to do the dress, so it’s a bit hectic, I hid myself in the bathroom, and I’m staring myself in the mirror just thinking about what’s to come. In just a few hours I will be Kendall Nicole Jenner Hadley, and it’s going to be the biggest thing to happen to me since becoming a model. Brayson and I have been told by tons of people that our wedding is going to be the wedding of the year, and I’m honestly not surprised because the same thing happened to Kim and Kanye, and this is just the most exciting day of my life since…I don’t even know. Brayson makes me the happiest, and I can’t wait until we’re married. Brayson, if you see this, I love you, I can’t wait to be your wife.” -Kendall Jenner

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 10, Episode: Brendall Wedding Pt.2 (Kendall Jenner): “When I first met Brayson, like really met him, Senior Year, I didn’t think he’d give me the chance. Everyone knows my reputation, and people always gave me a hard time because due to being on the show and who my sisters were, also because of the fact that Brayson was Captain of the Football team and I was incredibly shy for a Cheerleading Captain, I didn’t think he’d give me the time of day, but I always had a thing for him. He was so genuine, he was so carefree, everyone loved Brayson, and I could see why. When I finally got the chance to talk to him, I couldn’t believe it, then that party came, and we ended up kissing because of a stupid game, but when I look back at it, that game isn’t stupid, because I wouldn’t be with Brayson if it weren’t for that game, and now he’s going to be my husband, he’s becoming part of my family, and he accepts me for who I am, and not for how the world sees me. Brayson sees me as just ‘Kendall Jenner, down-to-earth’ not ‘Kendall Jenner, big time Kardashian whore’. He knows the real me, and that’s what I love about him. He loves me, and I love him, and we’re getting married.”

Keeping Up with The Kardashians Season 10, Episode: Brendall Wedding Pt. 1 (Brayson Hadley): “I’ve known Kendall since High School. I moved to California with my family when I was 14, so I was starting out High School, and we were both Freshmen. We had seen each other once in a while but it wasn’t until Senior Year where we realized we had a connection. I’d seen her everywhere, and of course she had camera’s following her because of the show, but we didn’t get into each other’s lives until the Homecoming Football game Senior Year. She was the head cheerleader, I was Captain of the football team. We went to a party to celebrate the big win and all of us sat down in a circle to play ‘Spin the Bottle’ and Kendall happened to spin the bottle and it landed on me, and that’s where we started. We’ve been together ever since that kiss at the party. After a while Kendall brought me to her house so I could meet her family, and I got on with everyone really well except for Kris. She was rather hard to impress, but eventually she got used to me being around because she knew Kendall and I weren’t giving up on each other. She’s my best friend, the love of my life and now she’s going to be my wife. I never had been on television until Kendall came into my life, but we’re still private about everything. Kendall is everything to me, and I can’t wait to marry her.”

SEBASTIAN STAN Los Angeles Times 2017

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