shoulda known better

“Lucky? I wouldn’t say it is lucky. It is just inevitable - who doesn’t love this face? Come on, now.”

“Okay, fair. But where is the fun in that? I’m happy being single and havng fun with it. Its not like I make any promises about these things being more than they are. “

“Some of my, uh, conquests are present and there is a girl crying in the public washrooms wailing like a banshee because I hit on someone else in front of her??? Like it’s my fault people think I’m hot and that I like to play the field????”

Not sure why, but my partner and I were assigned the festival this year. Do people even get injured at these things anymore? Except for maybe the occasional broken heart.. @mcsammys

“Yeah, about those broken hearts... I may have did a thing...”

“Oh, definitely. He may be married but damn son.”

“I am reading ‘options’ as ‘I am desperate and really want the number of that hot guy’. Which, not gonna lie. Big mood.”

“Oh, definitely. He may be married but damn son.”

Dayum is right. Lemme know when the divorce is finalized.

“Mmmm, nah. You might have better luck with the wife. Trust me.”

“Awesome. I’ll be there in a few minutes. Don’t have too much fun without me.”

After working two blocks of 10 days in a row, and only have two days off in between It feels amazing to be out and about and not wearing scrubs. I’ll be treating myself to a few games at the festival. Anyone around to hangout…get a drink…play some games? 

“Ah, a rare day off. Gotta love those, especially after the crazy long shifts. Mine is over in about an hour if you want to grab a drink?”