listen up, campers! ⁽ ᵃᵖ ⁾

       you called, princess? 

       emerges from the depths of hell.

also here’s some for @gcthchick just bc i really love their gwen

         a few little edits for my bae @ambiitiiously.  they’re all 540 px in width, so they’re fine for promos, mobile headers, or whatever else you see fit to do with ‘em.  feel better, babe.  we all love / appreciate you.  ❤

       ❛ what’s there to question?  OBVIOUSLY, your mom has good taste.  kiiind of a shame it wasn’t passed down the line. ❜

       i’m sorry -- did i just make you feel upset?  wanna add a habit and light about 30 cigarettes?  you’re only mad about the fact that i put a light to you -- basically tracing paper when all we see is right through you!  who doesn’t love analogies with a couple meanings?  especially when it makes a prick like you start steaming.  i can tell you’re not quite gettin’ what i said before ----- what i mean by tracing paper is that you’re see-through and disposable.  GOODBYE.   //   indie chris mclean from total drama.  selective, private & nsfw.  written by your favorite sinner, cole. 

         ❛ yeah, well ----- that was then, and this is now. ❜      he knows she has every reason to doubt him, to allow wariness to stand in the way of accepting a gesture from a man that had gleefully put her and her fellow contestants through what could easily be considered hell on earth ten times over.  slender arms cross over his chest as he frowns, brows rising.  his trademark smirk’s nowhere to be found, replaced with an expression that almost resembles solemnity -- and with the lack of cameras around  ( hidden or otherwise )  it’s clear that he’s not playing it up for publicity.            ❛ besides, there’s no one else here.  so just take it, wouldja?  sheesh. ❜

       ❛ hell if i know.  uhh – what’s one step below dying?  like… not here to see him, but also not really dead, ‘cause i’m not nearly selfish enough to deprive the world of this face.  sooo, yeaaah.  i think i’d prefer that over Topher. ❜

    ❛ mmm… yeaaah, i don’t think so.  but hey, don’t take my word for it.  why don’t we ask the princess herself?  i’m sure she’ll, ah – heh heh – have a lot to say on the matter. ❜

*harold voice*   GOSH!!  THANK YOU, FRIEND…. I CRY.  i’m so happy.i’m also definitely looking forward to see what we’ll do with these two, especially since they’re constantly bickering on the show.  they’re both really important to me bc looking past their initial appearances is a huge part of both of their personalities, like… getting past her looks and style, as well as his egocentricity, is no easy feat for people, but they’re both such great characters underneath it all and i love it 

AHH gosh thank you, friend!  i only recently got into the show, so i have yet to meet Mike, but i’ll definitely be hittin’ you up for some plotting once he shows up.  ;^) 

    ❛ a prank? ❜   he gives a quick, puzzled glance around, hands rising palms-forward to show his innocence.  ❛ what good’s a prank if there’s no one around to see it?  sheesh.  it’s like you don’t know me at all. ❜     contrary to popular belief, Chris McLean did, in fact, have a heart, one that he rarely ( if ever ) allowed himself to show on air or otherwise -- so for him to have gone out of his way to not only retrieve a blanket, but blatantly put it to use to help someone else, was nothing short of groundbreaking.      ❛ you looked cold.  and besides, i can’t have my contestants dying of frostbite.  it’s bad.  legally. ❜