You know, or whatever

“Find yourself a quiet corner. Wait it out.”

“They picked the wrong guy because I’m just an ordinary kid.”

“This is the best home any of us ever had.”

“I like being on the winning side. It’s a lot healthier.”

“Nazi Punks Fuck Off”

“Must we choose to be slaves to gravity?”

“Who wants sour milk when you can get fresh meat?”

“I'm so impressed by you and so worried for you at the same time.”

“For a special agent, you're not having a very special day, are you?”

“Titties.”

Wrote this for a buddy’s comedy zine.

I made a JINX finale spoof during our last day of shooting at work. Spoilers obviously.

"I often mix up reality, lies and dreams."

"I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was."

"My atoms have known your atoms and they've always known your atoms."

"What the fuck?"