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Picture of animal on Tumblr save my life

“can’t you just enjoy things?” i enjoy critically engaging with media I love… it’s not the same as being hater. but I also enjoy being a hater so fuck you

animal crossing happy home designer

shrimp afraido

theyreso scared in there

13 college professors killed in horrific youtube autoplay incident

Jerking off ending explained

man what's even the point of those stupid ass pikachu ads they literally arent even advertising anything. the link just takes you to the dashboard

So there's this thing called jokes.

unfortunately tumblr forcing me to see their stupid ass unfunny joke over and over between every 5 posts is actually far worse and more obnoxious than an ad could ever be. god bless

Boring vibes coming off op rn

if we lived in the cyberpunk dystopia you would 100% fall in love with an advertisement hologram programmed to emulate human speech

any self-respecting, real witch isn't going to hex someone just 'because.' you gotta remember that whether you believe in it or not, real witches take curses and putting them on people very seriously. they've really gotta need a good fyuckinh reason to do it, or they won't do it...

I have some bad news about the "real" part, boss...

playing around w. microsoft office as a child was crazy. it felt transgressive. magical. a portal into the beautiful world of business. i imagined myself one day becoming proficient with every menu in excel and word and powerpoint, expertly choosing between them in a manner similar to a samurai deciding on whether to use the wakizashi or the katana. like stepping into the tabernacle without genuflecting. the sensual mystique of the coffee room. an entire imaginary world of grey-blue carpeted hallways and black plastic caster wheels on chairs. the bright ideas of the future, all springing to life as i am assisted by a paperclip shaped homunculus. slayer of demons of profit loss. the holy armor of the suit and tie. the will of god channeled through commerce. kneeling to the invisible hand, and transcribing its will into an infinite scroll of beautiful white pages.