crimson

Pretty sure no Italian needs to hear this

All of you do

that scene in the second Harry Potter where Harry has no bones in his arm is probably the most disgusting use of cgi

that wasnt cgi they literally removed daniel radcliffes bones for that scene

I hope he got them back

they didnt have the budget to put them back in so for the rest of the movies in the franchise they used cgi to make it look like they did

netflix and alone

tumblr and alone

spotify and alone

alone and alone

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again

Britney is the best.

Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.

i love my mom.

reblog if you can’t relate <3

ADORABLE

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

CEOs be tweeting “we’re in this together” from a germ-free soundproofed panic room in their Hamptons mansion 

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

heart shaped prescription glasses

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now