Aphmau's Minecraft Diaries but I changed it :)

Oh we are so fucked!

Edwin's panicking. This poor man

Littering. This is why the sea is so polluted, Aaron

So Laurance DID give us explosives. Called it. I love that man.

Edwin is also a pyromaniac ig. He has grown on me. I love him.

Oh shit water looking cool as hell at 5:12. Yk, when they explode a man

"We saw another siren. This one felt different... Evil. Pure bitch energy. Like, you don't understand, I've never hated anyone before until I met her. You might have to change your moral code a bit so we can kill her.

They got tied up so fast damn. No hesitation.

ZANE HAVING TO WALK THE PLANK as if he isn't constantly being kicked, thrown, stepped on, etc

ZIANNA. ZIANNA MY QUEEN. I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

His brother........ Little P.......?

Can't believe Zane is getting back story is season 2 of Mermaid Tales. The diehard mt fans must be so happy 😭

Oh also, Garte's here. Idk if i mentioned that. He has mustache and its so good. Zianna's eyelashes are also on fleek

Oh. Lumie's having family trauma

Love that talking crabs are the only things that can see ghosts. Like. Ok.

Annddd Aph's a mermaid again. Truly convenient soul echo. Truly. Convenient.

Love mermaid goddess Aphmau

Aaron. Bro. Are you good? 😭

Zane losing his shit with his family is peal family writing. Very accurate.

"He's trying to fight her with... Mouth noises!" "He's feral." God fucking damn. Can we give Aaron some respect

They moved here and brought all of Zane's stuff

They're the last speaking land crab clan :(

Poor Zane Crab :(

Oh hey, Edwin

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HER DINNER 😭

Chef crabracadabra. You are my new favorite character.

Oh, did we never tell Edwin Aph's a mermaid? Guys. Communication. I know it's hard but. Come on

"I imagine making up big words take a long time"

Aaron picking a fight with crabs is insane. Bro. Literally just talk to them. He is having a rough day.

Aaron. Punch Garte. Kick him.

Not the beer!

Who is this not-Aaron mf

"A real murderer wouldn't beg for his life" okay, well, someone hasn't seen many murderers.

Oh so we have a pirate hater. Aph, you might wanna run

Love Laurance. I've missed his character so much. He's so nice to people who are nice, ykwim?

Laurance heading to the Scarlet Hold because his spidey sense tell him something bad's about to happen

Aph still can't read.

Oh my god theyre gonna get robbed. Aph is naive, Zane is impulsive, they're going broke so fast

NEVERMIND IG. THEYRE DOING THE ROBBING. ZANE CRAB, YOU THIEF!

Thank irene this marine is stupid.

Insane that they weren't even being followed but now they're hiding in some dudes home.

I love the "you! Person who shouldn't be here! Help me with my experiment!" kind of recluse, hyperfocused scientist trope

Sir Edwin H. Basamir I. Okay. Would never partake in a beverage that kills his brain cells

"You make both male and female voices?" Edwin. Go outside. Please.

Oh. I hate this kid.

He saw a mermaid??? And a bunch of other wack shit

Aaron, you are stressing me out. Go back to your ship.

"Blood-stained sails" "I hear his coat is stained with the blood of his victims" bro he just likes the color red 😭

Aaron. I don't do well on stealth missions because they stress me out. Skip this

"He has no choice but to come to Azure Bay." He has at least two other choices on the same island, even more off the island. I think he'll be fine.

Captain does not give a damn about Hangman's Rest or the massacre, just wants to fight Aaron for something

"He drink beer"

"Raven hair, brown eyes, might be disguised as a human" "but you dont have a purple tail so its not you" ...... Give it up to Edwin the brilliant scientist, everyone

Anddd I'm stressed again. Aaron's gonna give me a heart attack one day.

Caspian was a loner but his ship is meant for at least a bit of crew, many bunks

..... Leave.

This is a horror series I tell you.

Some guy is dead via The Goop™ with a letter

They had a 'mermaid' girl with white hair. She sings with "a voice that crawls under your skin and drags you closer when it—"

Aaron. Aaron. Turn back. For MY sake. If the door closes– Aaron, if we are trapped in here– motherfucker, if we're trapped in here I'm losing it... Goddammit.

Oh, hey, Caspian. Nice soulless bodies collection btw

Stab him. Stab him so quickly Aaron.

"Do crabs have lips?

Siren said "stfu edwin"

Oop, we killing Azure Bay!

EDWIN, NOOOOOOO

ZANE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAARONNNNNN NOT AGAINNNN 😭 IN EVERY UNIVERSE???

Yes, Lumie!! Arson for the win!!!

Couldn't take him a bit farther tho? Like. Away from marines maybe?? I know, I'm ungrateful but. Like.

They all lived! :)

Siren's having an identity crisis, changing tail and hair colors

Poor Laurance's crew member. Bro getting beaten for nothing

Must be insane to be in Azure Bay and survive that shit. Like, their eyes got filled with so much of The Goop™ they almost suddenly suffocated. Hell, at least one person died cuz he fell into water the moment it started. Like. Damn.

THESE WAVES AND TIDESSS HAVE GROWN IN STRENGTH AND SIZE

Did someone say STOOOOOOOOORRRRRMMMM– I am trapped in a never-ending pit of Epic the Musical

Why on earth was Zane the Crab driving. Aaron. You have one job.

Zane snipping habit keeps me alive

TIME SKIP. Only two days without sleep? Pathetic. Odysseus has done nine.

"I thought you were dead!" "I am dead....ly tired." Aaron. You are not funny.

I know this is a one human crew and Aaron hasn't slept in centuries, but absolutely do not let the crab man the helm what the actual hell are you on about, like??? Just how tired are you, Aaron??

Oh, Lumie did join us, lets goooo. Our crew is now: a tired human, a naive mermaid, a talking crab, and a sad ghost. Nice. Dream team

Why can't Lumie steer the ship???

Love that she has to keep a wood piece on at all times so people knows where she is

Approaching Azure Bay

Aaron monologuing about the soul echo and how it's definitely a trap/ill-intent

"Someone is playing a game with us" Yes, it is called Minecraft :)

Don't eat it, Aaron. Definitely do not eat it.

Mystery ship is stalking ussss. If it was Mortain, I'd lose my mind.

Fuckin' Caspian is back

Lumie explaining Aaron to Zane is so funny to me.

THE DAEMOS ARE BACKKKKK. I never got that far into MID but I know I love them all and theyre all my favorites. (Might do yaps for it too if I ever go back)

Ooooh Azure Bay has marines. Anti-pirates.

Love the parallels between Asch and Aaron. Stubborn hotheads

Insane to blow up the daemos' ship

That wanted poster flying blows my mind how tf that work what huh

Aaron is worth 10000 silver... Good to know. This innocent man is a fugitive in every universe 😭

Thanks for the exposition Lumie

We saw all the other city names on Aaron's map in ep2 or 3!! 3 cities, 1 island: Azure Bay, Scarlet Hold, Emerald Reach.

Pirates are welcomed but their ships are searched

Having the same reaction to Pirate Aph as Aaron

Don't wear the mysterious Aarmau yin yang necklace.

Aaron and Lumie bonding episode! Lets goooo!!!

"That's it. Im staying in your hair." Zane Crab's gonna ratatouille our way through Azure Bay

Lumie, our savior, ofc.

The inspector dissing Aph's ship is insane. Shut up unless you're gonna be our new provider.

MY MAN. MY MAN IS BACK. AGDHWHHDHAHD LAURANCE. YOU LIVED. TIMESTAMP IS 25:16 :)

Can't believe I accidentally predicted his return with the in between title and spoiler thingy.

Laurance pulling a sword on Aaron is so funny. You know you're not gonna kill him

Insane how much time passed as Laurance told Aaron what happened

Fucking ALL of Hangman's Rest died??? EXCEPT MY MAN LAURANCE. And theyre blaming Aaron??? BECAUSE OF CASPIAN.

Laurance, come back, my love

Caspian what the fuck are you doing. Is this why youre in love with the ocean? Cuz youre doing evil shit with it?? He's specifically looking for Aph

Rose is so funny. Miss, who do you think you are

Snapping into your wedding gown at the altar is an insane move. I am taking notes.

Is Mortain, like, a certified marriage officiator? Cause I am having doubts about the legal validity of this fictional, nonconsenual, magic wedding ceremony.

I didn't mention this on the last yap post but the necklace Zane stole that Aaron took back changed colors, right?? Im not just insane, both sides used to be black and now one is red???

... Did this mf just close the doors on me?? This rude ass– I was invited to the ceremony too yk! I am wearing my most formal formal wear! My Irene, the nerve of some people.

Aph thinks Zane is going insane

Lumie, honey, dear, if you know your sister is going to purposely make someone suffer unnecessarily, she might not be doing everything because she "means well"

Aaron will become schrödinger's cat after midnight

"I AM AN OBJECT!" Aphmau. Honey, no...

Zane Crab, professional wedding crasher

Rip Mortain, his creepy ass was starting to grow on me

Zane and Aph both have, like, no fighting experience, right? Chat, are we cooked??

Oh, nvm, the soul echo gave her a body that knew how to dance AND fight, let's go. Isti, if thats actually, like, an Aph we know of's body (would be so insane if it was mcd werewolf wedding aph)

I fucking knew Rose was an absolute bridezilla. All this cuz Aph wore white to her wedding smh

Oh, Mortain lives. Damn, now I have to deal with his creepy bs again

"Hold still!" "No! You're trying to stab me?!" Good job, Aph, using that common sense I knew was in you all along

OH, YOU GET HIM, LUMIE. FIGHT THE CREEP

Mortain catches NO BREAKS.

"Heyyy, Aaronn, old buddy, old palll! It's– it's Zane, remember? :) ?? Uh. Um. Snip snip?" You got that, Zane Crab. You got that.

Evil Aaron, you do not gotta monologue at the crab. Just squash him... Or kick him, that works too ig.

Cold Lady, I mean– Rose is growing on me. Good job Erin Lundquist, very evil sounding

Aw shit, Aaron took my advice, bro's just stepping on Zane now

Fucking knew she was the mother. Insane to go by your daughter's name when getting married though. Like, what the actual hell

Love Aph being like "no clue what's going on but youre kinda a bitch"

Oh that is some inconvenient soul echoing wth. Tell me this thing doesn't want death and destruction

Little Aaron should be dead by smoke inhalation

"Don't leave me alone" The house is still on fire. Your child will die with you.

Standing on a fish tail must be painful

I'm such a sucker for Aarmau reunions. I love every time this broken man gets saved by his lady. That was so cute

"Glad you're safe too" "REALLY?!" Zaaron fans are winning with this season. Someone give this crab some love

Was about to say how impressive it was for Aaron to carry both Aph and Zane then I remembered Zane is a crab.

Insane that Lumie single handedly funded the crew's adventures for the rest of the show

No. No. Dont go keeping/gifting evil jewelry. The survival instincts are not strong with this one. I, personally, would've burned the outfit the Cold Lady gave me as well as the necklace.

What in the aarmau– so ig it turned red when Aaron touched it, now purple when Aph touched it. I have to assume the colors are not a coincidence. But also, mcd traumatized me and i swear to irene, if that pendent can produce a child–

Welcome back, Mortain. Good to know you refuse to die so you can haunt me for eternity– oh, what. Wth, where'd you go, come back here.

Idk about you, but true friendship is launching canons at each other

Mortain. Isti. You better be dead this time. I love you, but you better be dead. Drown. Drown violently. Accept your fate.

It's not a pirate movie/show without a fight scene on the top of the boat

Oh, hey, Rose. Actual Rose. Rose Sr? Rose Jr? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?

Aaron being traumatized and watching the sun rise with Rose while Aph and Zane look for him and wonder if he's dead smh

That was so sad. She just. Withered away damn.

Lumie, join the crew. Join them. Please. No– no, don't run away–

Oh what the hell. Woof that you??

Oh. Oh. What the hell. Yeahhh, Mermaid Tales: The Black Lullaby is NOT beating the horror show allegations.

Okay, so knowing how to dance is magic, glad I got that answered.

Love Zena-controlled Aaron being absolutely baffled by Aph

Also, my mystery man is still running around in the back. Like. It's insane. Bro is running back and forth while these two just be dancing

Lift with your legs, Zane!!

Blinged out Zane Crab let's goooo. Idk why I call him Zane Crab, is that his full legal name or something or am I just insane

Ohhh cold lady. Zena is being held captive (as you may have guessed by the cage she's in).

Cold lady is creepy. "Strong, beautiful, stubborn, delicious. I want him. My knight, my pride." Hello??? Yeah, Ima go with no on that one.

"Pluck her mind clean, I want her utterly empty."

Her ice powers are insane. Feeling the cold before she enters the room, freezing the water as she walks, those all make sense. THEN SHE FLOATED TO THE CAVE CEILING, ICED THE TOP, AND JUST WENT THROUGH IT. WHAT ARE YOU, COLD LADY???? Elsa vs Cold Lady, who'd win. Throw Jack Frost in the mix to really spice it up

Zena is siren confirmed. Sirens can't breathe water. Can mermaids breathe water or is it just Aph?

Aphmau is hungy– OH MY IRENE, APHMAU NO, THAT'S NOT FOOD.

They are STILL dancing

Insane Aph. Absolutely insane. She keeps trying too 😭

Aaron got so fed up he broke siren spell.

"She's my type so I don't mind, but is she stupid? I like them stupid." You, miss, are an icon.

No one in this show has survival instincts istg

Ohhhh, Zane. We might wanna run- oh nvm good job, Zane Crab.

LUMIE YOU ARE NOT UGLY. I LOVE AND WOULD DIE FOR YOU. Also, get in the ring with your sister, its a 2v2 now. Elsa and Jack vs Lumie and Cold Lady

Oh they die past midnight tf. Horror Cinderella alright

Zane Crab having a shinies tantrum is so sad. Bro just wants shiny things but everyone around him is stupid

Andddd we're locked in a room again. Aaron and Aph really are meant for each other

KATELYN AND TEONY LETS GOOOOOOO. IVE MISSED THEM SO MUCH AND ERICCCCCCCC

Andddd Zena drowns via soul echo. That thing is TRYING to kill people isti

"You're lucky you cried in the right direction"

Zane is haunted in every universe

Oh so, Lumies mother was a cultist. OH SO LUMIES MOTHER TRIED KILLING HER.

"What? That didn't sound playful? :(" Poor Zane Crab misses playful banter with Aaron

Aph has no pain or regrets whatsoever??? Goddamn.

"I'd give anything to have a life like yours. Anything to be loved." "I love you. You deserve love, even if you have to borrow mine for a minute." Okay. Alright. Okay. Emotions. That's sweet.

Zena's missing her mom and sister

Poor Zane's gonna have a tough time explaining Lumie

Hey, so, uh, can Aaron be happy in any universe? Or is that just how it is? Zane's always haunted by ghosts, Aaron's always haunted by the past

And I guess weddings are always sad. Show me one happy wedding ceremony in the Aphmau Minecraft Universe

Sooooo. Where is my man Laurance at? :)

Still waiting for proof of life for Laurance

"You found the right air, captain!"

Mariana is marked on the map. Totally won't be relevant at a later point. Chekov's map.

SHE CAN'T READ??

"SHE'S- SHE'S- She's stupid!"

Still haven't watched much of Season 1 lol

Aph put the realm breaker down- PUT THE REALM BREAKER DOWN- ZANE PUT THE REALM BREAKER DOWN-

Oh. More body switcharoo shenanigans. Oh. Fog. OH. CUT SCENE THE HELL

Is aph in a wedding dress??? Something something werewolf wedding we're still traumatized

Yeah, no, it's fine. Ship kinda just... stopped. And we are, in fact, covered in chains. Ok. Yeah, it's all fine. OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO IS THAT

MT is on a list of shows not to watch home alone at night now actually.

Okay. Okay. Okay, we gotta set some ground rules for this series. I cannot keep getting scared when watching a Minecraft series. Mortain. Respectfully, go back from whence you came. Put them eyes away. Go home. Gtfo. Oh my irene. Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack.

"Sorry for nearly stabbing you, you're just giving a lot of bad vibes"

Mortain's voice and way of speaking is so interesting. I love it. I need this guy to turn every book into an audiobook.

Gonna have to google what umbral means rq. WHY IS GOOGLE GIVING ME RESULTS IN SPANISH 😭 "Umbral is derived from the Latin word umbra, meaning 'shadow'. It is also the Spanish and Portuguese word for 'threshold.'" So that's why it was in spanish okay then.

AARON DON'T GO TO THE SHADOW BALL. DO NOT GO TO THE TRESHOLD BALL.

"No offense but yall chose the worst place to land. The absolute worse. Why would you ever think of landing there."

The Isle of Madril

Never a good sign when something is referred to with a fancier word for shadow. Or when there's a... butler?? Or when said butler appears mysteriously and talks with whatever voice that is. Or when there's fog. Or when you're getting invited to an event you've never heard of, been to, or knew of. Or when you're the last guest to arrive. Or when they know your full name-

DON'T KEEP FOLLOWING THIS GUY, AARON OMI.

I LOVE seeing the minecraft paintings lol. That 2x2 skull painting has a special place in my heart that I cannot explain

Who tf is this center guy looking at Aaron in the ball room scene

Aaron. Aaron leave. DON'T WEAR THEIR CLOTHES. OH MY GOD AARON. Does this man have no survival skills?? How has he made it this far as a pirate???

Aaron would die in a horror movie. First to die apparently. Insta-dead.

"Fine, but they better fit." No, Aaron. You specifically want the clothes NOT to fit. If they do fit, that means he knows, not only your full name, but also your measurements. No more creep factor please-

And now we're in a dungeon. Look what you've done, Aaron

Aaron, what did you do istg (WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE FOREST, AARON?!)

Oh we're being haunted ok then.

Zane has bad luck with ghosts.

Not for a second did I consider that Mermaid Tales would come back as a horror series.

Zane getting dragged below the floorboards is unreasonably terrifying

Oooh Aaron back story??

DAMN THE NAVY FRICKEN BEAT THIS KID GODDAMN 😭

Guys, who tf is zena...? Was she only in the cocomau videos? Ive never really watched those but literally all of chat was just screaming Zena so ig this siren girl is her or smt

I can't tell if her having a similar tail and bra to aph is gonna actually be plot relevant lol

APHMAU DID YOU GIVE HIM A FUCKING FLOWER CROWN. Lord fucking help me. He did look significantly less creepy with it on tho. He should keep it

"My master won't be happy you attempted to claim me" Mortain she gave you a flower crown. Chillax. Tell your master to chillax

I really love how they're going about animation in this.

Also why can Aph dance. You got them legs three seconds ago.

The guy from the ballroom is back, running behind aarmau as they dance and then up the stairs. Am i going insane or is he relevant?? He also clapped, like, slightly slower after everyone else when he was first seen. He's sus as hell guys, who is he???

I ended last episode's yap with all the questions I had. I did not get an answer and find myself with much more questions actually. Wow. Ok then. I have no clue where the story could possibly go from here and I'm loving every second of it

Tf u mean aph is nesting- 😭

We love a mature language and themes warning to start an episode! Gimme all the swears, Aphmau Diaries, gimme allll the swears. Speaking of, NEW CHANNEL NAME AND PFP! Love it!

"You're dumb. ssSNIP!" Wise word, Zane crab. Wise words. "Ha! She's gonna murder those kids with her love!" Beautifully said, Zane crab.

Aph kills a kid via throwing a fish at them because her maternal instincts told her to. Ok then.

I replay that cup animation almost as often as I replay Laurance's scene. IT'S JUST SO FUN TO WATCH.

Aaron, you big softie. You've just drowned Zane.

Caspian is a dive-aholic.

THE REALM BREAKER! It took Aph to the realm of animation! And stole her tail!! Okay then! Not good enough at theorizing to even think about any of that. The voices are most definitely Aphmaus from different realms, right? Bout to rewatch every single aphmau rp series to see if I recognize anything 😭

Aphmau almost fucking drowned. This series could've ended real differently if Caspian didn't decide to fight the ocean

Andddd now I yell about Laurance. For quite some time. Sorry. Laurance timestamp is 6:45. I will be rewatching for the rest of my life.

LAURANCEEEEEEEEE. YELLING. AT THE TOP OF MY MIND. LOSING MY LUNGS. "Apologies for the wait, my dazzling sea roses ;)" stfu. I hate you (affectionate).

Laurance gave them the bread for free. Aaron gave away Zane's precious shinies for nothing smh

Love the kid falling face first to the ground 😭 bros just like me fr fr

Laurance we get it, you're bisexual. (I don't know what prompted me to say that but. Am i wrong?)

LAURANCE AND AARON. aww, "she's just someone I wanna protect."

"What do you need? Food? Water? Weapons? Explosives?" This better be foreshadowing. I want something to blow up.

OKAY! This time we pay attention to what Laurance is saying and not just Laurance 😭

Love Laurance expositing to Aaron. Love Laurance being a rich merchant. Love Laurance in Mermaid Tales. Love Laurance.

Missing women. Phantom ships.

Wolf. Wouldn't it be funny if this was just Woof, the plush from FCU.

LOVE LAURANCE GOING FROM HIS EXPOSITORY SECRET WHISPER VOICE TO HIS FLIRTY MERCHANT VOICE.

You can't just say the word emerald like that, Laurance. I have trauma. But also, The Emerald Fang is cool as hell.

You will be missed, Laurance.

Back to your regularly scheduled yapping

Oh yeah, Aph got kidnapped by Caspian or something. Completely forgot about that, I was a bit distracted.

APH ACCIDENTALLY FLASHES CASPIAN.

Aph has mole now btw. Realm breaker took her tail and gave her mole. Ok then. Am convinced this is a body switch thing and there is currently an Aphmau flopping to death in another realm because she has a fish tail now

"I love the ocean! It's my home!" "I feel the same way!" Caspian, do not be acting like you weren't just trying to pick a fight with the ocean before you saved Aph.

We're gonna need a montage! (MONTAGEEE!)

Love the animation. Love Zane doing his best to kill Caspian.

"How do you feel about me?" "You're my new best friend!" "Friend?" Cas. Caspian. Have you ever had a friend before? Be honest. I can smell the sad lonely boy back story on you.

"Son of a shitty crab!"

AARON REDEMPTION ARC! FROM KICKING ZANE TO STOPPING HIM FROM BEING KICKED TOO FAR!!!!

"You know this asshole???" Your honor, I love them. "You both don't look like a-" "Manners!" We love censorship Zane crab.

"What did you do to her?!" "I haven't had a chance" insane. Insane Caspian. You cannot be saying this.

I love jealous Aaron. I need more jealous Aaron content.

Aph, you can't just. Not mention how you got legs. Girl. That's a valid thing for them to not want you to keep secret. Say, "well, I found an orb, it did something, I heard voices, and gained some legs and maybe the secrets of the universes and also a mole!"

I- did they just flip each other off...? Im CRYING. Who thought of that. Who demanded they flip each other off in minecraft. 😭

Aphmau flipping off the place was so powerful she got her tail back, goddamn.

Oh, now for the horror.

No one told me Mermaid Tales was gonna be a horror series. And it is SO GOOD. WE LOVE HORRIFIC BLACK GOOP CONSUMING SOULS AND LEAVING NO ONE ALIVE-

but also. Like. Laurance survived that right...? That only affected the people seen, right??? He left before that went down right??? He snuck into Aaron's boat before all that and is now a member of the crew and will be in every episode, right???? I SWEAR TO IRENE, IF I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM SAYING DAZZLING SEA ROSES THEN FUCKING OFF, IM GONNA CRY.