jess tank top edits

autism mega truck

be gay do crime

i am so horny the crack of dawn isn’t safe

sorry i’m married to a freaking sexy wife she’s a bit crazy and scares me sometimes but she’s a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane she is my whole world flirt with me they’ll never find your body (yes, she bought me this shirt)

i have mental illinois

girls ❤️ my autism swag

gay sex is literally twice as manly as straight sex

the fish, women, and i are in a loving polyamorous relationship built on mutual trust and a regularly renewed fishing license

i’m h.i.m. horny & ill-mannered

sorry you had a bad day you can touch my dick if you want

i support the right to arm bears

i’m not a gynecologist but i’ll take a look

save a horse ride a cowboy

can a cowboy really radiate boundless love for the entire world?

milf hunter

gay garfield mmm…lasagna…and cock!

i love it when my wife lets me go fishing