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The mop is cranky today and he really just needs some cocoa and understanding.

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Dad will be taking my laptop and disconnecting my phone service for a week bc im too sick to clean my room, so i wont be around for a bit, im sorry
mxnsterthug:
It would have been a MUCH safer choice to steer clear of the large hybrid that had claimed this jungle. Then again, he could of found him later⌠Eh, didnât matter.
The beast was about to say something back to Guz. Untill he fired that âwarningâ shot for his shakey gun. That only sealed his PAINFULL demise. The serpent flinched slightly, the part of the tail wrapped around the duplicate tightened more. And once the snake had regained himself, his eyes narrowed and glared daggers into the otherâs.
â⌠Now, I was gonna let ya off wit some fucked up scars an shit. But-â His hand flashed up and siezed the gun wielding hand. âYa pullin that Shit on me. Ya not gonna make it out, in one pice.â
    Well shit... keeping a grip on the gun, Guzma sighed. âYeah. I wouldnâtâve shot if Iâdâa known that. I can handle scars. Yâsee, this is why communication is important. We both couldâa come outta this happy, but no, ya had to pull that shit.â Was... was he really lecturing some weird snake-self thing when he was about to be eaten? Sure, why the fuck not.
    âPlumes will find this spot anyway, if you kill me. I guess youâll eat her too, since she ainât gonna leave til she avenges me or whatever.â Ah... that was a depressing thought. But still, he had to keep talking. Had to keep the panic at bay. âSomeâa the grunts would follow her... and then the rest would be left with nobody to take careâa them. Amazing, I guess I condemned my entire family.âÂ
    Okay, maybe talking wasnât helping. It was only making it harder to accept what was going to happen. But maybe he could get out of it... Trying his best to slap that tail away, he hoped it would be enough of a distraction to get his gun aimed for... literally anything. And enough for him to be able to shoot that âanything.â He couldnât leave his family behind.
someone do a âguess ill dieâ edit for Guzma please

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mxnsterthug:
And here we go. Snake woundered when an gun was going to be pulled on him, knowing that his duplicates usually had one on them at some point. And this one was no exception.
His gaze turned from the gun, then slowly back to the other. This has been used on Snake so many times, to the point where he was no longer phased by something that could end his life with a single trigger being pointed right at his head. So his glare was still that stone cold one that he had before, gold staring right back into the otherâs eyes.
âNah, I ainât the stupid one ere.â Snake growled again, this time his tail slowly creeping up around Guzma, as the blade tipped tail crept closer to his throat. âBut ya might be.â
    Motherfucker... maybe he shouldâve just steered clear of the guy when he saw him. âI already know Iâm dumb as fuck, man. Never denied it.â Or... did he? Fuck, he couldnât even remember what happened a minute ago. Or at least the details. Oh well, that wasnât important.
    Sadly, shaking hands did nothing for aim, and his shot missed the thingâs tail by inches. Play it off, champ. âThatâs your warning- ainât gonna miss next time. Now, you gonna let me go, or I gonna haveta blow your tail off? Your choice.â He really didnât want to have to shoot him, but he would if it came to it.
Now Snake would have stopped himself at the other Guzma making the remark about him having to take care of those countless grunts, and Plumeria getting mad if he was gone. But all that was being overthrown by his instincts to eat to survive.Â
âDon think yer goin anywhere.â The beast growled. The one thing you dont do when trying to escape an hybrid version of yourself is to turn your back to them. And thats what gave the snake an opportunity to lunge onto the other, or at least to snag the other and yank them down.
    Well, he was glad he was paranoid. Out came the firearm, and it was immediately pointed at the otherâs head with shaky hands.
    âDamn, youâre dumber than you look if you think you can get the best of me.â Was he technically insulting himself too with that? Eh, it didnât matter. He just needed something to say. It was too silent around the place. âNow, you let me go or youâre gonna find yourself with moreân a few holes in your head. Got it?â Would bullets even work on the guy? Was he some sorta magic something or other? It was at least worth a shot.
    âYouâre right I ainât going anywhere. I got a family to take care of, and I ainât letting them down.â Or he would. Oh well, oh well. Heâd die eventually. Might be today, who knew?
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Snake muttered something under his breath along the line of âthatâs what they all say.â, just soft enough so the other double couldnât hear him.
As the serpent gazed over the other, he started sizing him up, seeing if he opposed any threat or not to him. But as he kept observing, his hunger started to become more prominent. He hasnât eaten for a few weeks, and sleeping on that didnât help him in the slightest. And the double was trespassing on his territoryâŚ
Fuck sparing this guy.
The beast slowly started to slowly slither toward Guzma, his gold eyes lock onto the other. âActually⌠apology aint accepted.â He growled out.
    ... Ah. Well, it wasnât like he was expecting anything different. And after thinking about it for a bit, he didnât want to die that badly today. So yeah. Maybe not.
     âI think itâs time I start heading home... Plumesâll be upset I was gone for so long.â Smoothly, he got up, deliberately turning his back to try maybe getting some distance between himself and the snake.
    âSorry, bud. I ainât about to become a snack. I got people to take care of.â At least he was trying, right?
i cant believe my guzma is gonna get vored

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Why is your hair like that
    Whyâs your face like that?
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my damaged ass: haha, no you donât
âWell, do I look like one of em?â He growled, picking himself up from the ground, revealing his full ten feet tall height to the other, towering over him. Now, usually Snake would maul trespassers who managed to find their way into his territory, especially if they where one of his doubles. But he had just woken up, and the other stopped pestering him with pokes. So heâd spare him. for now.
    âI dunno, man. You donât look like much of anything Iâve ever seen.â Huh. He was big. Looking up at the guy, he didnât try to hide his curiosity, though he wasnât going to ask any questions.
    âSorry bout that.â Belated apology, but better than nothing. He guessed.
mxnsterthug:
Well, looks like he hasnt missed a thing. ââŚYa mind?â Dont poke him. You will lose a figureâŚ. Or a hand.
    âSorry man, thought you were oneâa those animatronics or something.â Huh. Well, that was something he didnât see everyday.
guzma pls dont poke im,,,,,

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gruntadminloch replied to your post: The floor was a good place to sleep, right
Loch will just drape a blanket over him, maybe tuck a pillow under his head. Good night, sweet Master.
    Heâd probably thank him when he got up. Probably.
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