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Well look what the fuckin’ cat dragged in.

Not really sure what I'm supposed to say to that, but hello.

STDs?

It's.. complicated?

Shane.

AUSTIN. HI.

O..Olivia? Right? I think?

See, you and I think the same. That is what will happen.

We're going to survive, you and me. I'm Austin, by the way.

I… don’t know. What do you call it?

A rip off!

Aw, shuucksss. Thank you kindly, I try my best not to be a douchebag when it's avoidable. 

Hahaha, I would too! Like, if you think about with the way we’re saying it’s going it’s TOTALLY the Apocalypse!

The Collapocalypse! Groaning students roaming around the world in a zombie-like daze groaning, "Stuuuudent looooaaaanssssssss."

Stop by my classroom. I’ll get some stuff together for you, okay. Everyone is clueless about this stuff. Thank you. 

But have you seen me? I'm extra clueless. I'll just be the stereotypical gay hairdresser. It's my future, Mr. Cade.

Definitely, I love jokes.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Basically. That’s how the zombie apocalypse happens!

Caused by college debt! I'd gasp dramatically if this wasn't the internet. 

I don’t either. I would never ever have been able to afford it if I hadn’t had scholarships. Do you need help finding scholarships? Thank you Austin. I am feeling much much better. I’ve got my act together, I promise. 

Scholarships.. That's right. I'm about to graduate and I'm completely clueless about all this shit. Anyway, I'm glad to hear that. You're a good guy, you know?