i just really like cognitive functions okay

ENFP: Either pillow princess or powerbottom, depending on how they feel that day

INFP: Pretends to be a top, but you so much as touch their shoulder and they turn into the neediest bottom ever

ISTP: service top

ESTP: selfish top

INTP: vers

ENTP: vers and down for anything

ISTJ: service top

ISFJ: service bottom

ESFJ: His/Her Royal Highness Pillow Princess

ESTJ: tireless service top

INTJ: p o w e r b o t t o m

ENTJ: scary top

ENFJ: enthusiastic service top

INFJ: vers, but only either an attentive service top or an emotional bottom

ISFP: Anything and everything you want if you ask nicely and give them a scooby snack after

Happy Passover! OPPRESSORS GET WRECKED.

Water turning to blood: INFJ, INFP, 4

Just…frogs all up in this bitch: ISFP, INTP, cp6

Lice. Enough said: ISTP, ESFJ, 3

Fantastic Beasts (jk just wild ones also all up in this bitch): ENTP, ENFP, 2

Livestock Pestilence: ENFJ, ENTJ, 1

Boils. Also enough said.: INTJ, 6

Hail that according to some traditions also had fire? Metal!: ESFP, 7

A literal plague of locusts: ISTJ, ISFJ, 9

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND: ESTP, 5, 9

- Firstly–and this is INCREDIBLY important–they are all intuitives. Do not question this.

- Your favorite character is DEFINITELY an INFJ because–

- The Smart Social Outcast is either an INTJ or INTP

- The Hugger is an ENFP obvi (or any character that shows enthusiasm for something)

- The Meanies/Baddies/aggressive wild animals are ENTJs

- The nice person that shows empathy at least once without ulterior motives is so ENFJ it hurts ^-^

- The Beauty with a Troubled Past is an INFP

- The obnoxious person is an ENTP

As an Ed Sheeran fan, it hurts to see how the most popular MBTI ‘famous-people-typing’ website mistypes him.

So celebritytypes.com types Ed Sheeran as ESFJ; a dominant Extraverted Feeling (Fe) profile. A warm personality who places value on materialistic things, helping others, rules, tradition, and maintaining social status. It is true that Ed is unarguably a Feeler type with a warm nature and likes to help others, but it is really not his main priority. His main priority is rather being an individual; being true to himself which results to people liking him - while ESFJs tend to ‘blend-in’ and adjust their behavior based on the values of the people around them. Here’s my favorite quote from Ed that just screams that he is an Fi-user instead of Fe:

“If someone tells you to change yourself tell them to fuck off”

It is true that Ed uses Introverted Sensing (Si), but it’s not his main function. In fact, it is far from his main function. ESFJs are known to try to do things well thoroughly and are usually very high-skilled singers, very focused on details like pronunciation and pitch. Ed isn’t that much focused on raw singing and there are a lot of people who are better at singing than him - I’m not saying he’s not a great singer because he certainly is - but it’s just that he isn’t all about singing. What makes him unique is his way of storytelling in the form music - reaching other people’s hearts because they can deeply relate to his lyrics. It’s about the message.

I type Ed Sheeran as an ENFP (Ne-Fi-Te-Si)

Before we go to the cognitive functions I want to point out that he’s a Perceiver instead of a Judger. First of all, he is totally not organized in his external world: messy hair and rusty guitars are a good example. However, his internal world is pretty organized - he knows exactly what he likes and dislikes, executes his ideas last-minute and is great at improvising, especially using his loop station on stage.

Why I type Ed as an ENFP and not as an INFP is not because he is the most outgoing person in the world. In fact, he comes off as an introvert quote often. But rather because he is accepting and knows how to relax and have a good time. Last year (2016) he took a year-long break from his career just to travel the world. An INFP judges himself a lot more and wouldn’t take a break like this. At least, not this long.

Now let’s go in-depth with the cognitive functions of an ENFP:

Intuition: Extroverted Thinking: Introverted Feeling: Up the INFJs

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