Whalien

Let's be honest, Robbie failing to hunt a deer and bringing Kelly crackers is so damn adorable. I can't with these two!

“Oh shit, I think I’m bisexual.” — Carter Bennett, at the worst possible moment

The biggest tragedy of the Green Creek series is that after the first book we never see fumbling-in-love Ox again. Give me more so-down-bad-he-literally-falls-down, accidental *Woah there cowboy*s Oxnard Matheson, he’s so important to me

Give me more jealous, pining, horny, desperate Joe Bennett

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive