Yaoi!!

two full years ive spoken to this coworker and i didnt know she had horses until today how do you go a single conversation without bringing up your horses that would take unimaginable restraint on my part and ive never even wanted a horse. i see a rabbit in the garden that frequently has rabbits and thats the first thing i have say to everyone all morning

maybe the ice mummy is tired of having to be strong. did you ever think of that

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss

(giving up) you're beautiful btw. im going

(meticulously crafted and rather proud of it) you're beautiful btw. im on purpose

(your clone) you're beautiful btw. im you

(the batter) you're beautiful btw. im off

(fusing with you) you’re. im

(fusing with you) im you

(fused) im

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(the concerned op) what happened to my post

i do like how tumblr tags work as like a quieter less intrusive part of the post/reblog however my one gripe is that due to the nature of them being tags you cant make #thing jokes as effectively

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad