maybeinmykitchen

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

Shortstaffing should be illegall

“And if that’s not enough, then just buy more money!”

Listen. If you cannot afford to pay all your employees a living wage and employ a number of people equal to the workload, then you are bad at business management and should consider exploring other career paths. Such as being a cashier.

Hey, for anyone who is a bit broke. Tor is offering Gideon the Ninth as their free ebook. https://ebookclub.tor.com/ Unfortunately, the offer is only available in the US and Canada.   Download before 11:59 PM ET, October 8th, 2021.

I did not think that Blue's Clues would be the highlight of my adulthood.

Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now. 

It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.  

So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.

I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.

Being Canadian is amazing because you get to watch everyone else not comprehend the utter size of moose

@wakandamama

3 sips will send you into a factory reset 😂

SIR?

This guy is a fucking alchemist

obsessed with adults who write books and romanticize working in a bakery or a coffee shop u can literally tell they've never had a job

I would have a really hard time not

This image physically tempted me

Oh maaaan, platonic pining is such a big thing for me. I think it’s something most of my fandoms have in common … I’ve come to realize that what I really want out of a piece of media is a relationship arc that hits most of the beats of a UST/pining arc, or a classic bickering-lovers/enemies-to-lovers arc, but does it with friendship and/or family relationships. Characters desperately yearning to be friends or family, and not knowing if their love is requited, is so completely my jam in every way.