I'm your calico cat

Lol!!

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to

send me 🍏 if i come off as masculine! send me 🍎 if i come off  as feminine! send me 🍓if i come off as androgynous! send me  🍒 if i come off as other!

i was so afraid i was going to scroll and it was going to be bad. i feel way better

Can confirm.

Here’s to Danny Phantom, the first superhero whose main power is to Die On Command