Today I am me, Tomorrow I am you.

I don’t know, what do you have?

Drugs.

“I was wondering where the hell that banging was coming from.”

“Does it look like i’m doing any kind of banging?!”

Well, why the hell not? Sugar is a necessity! What if your coffee is too strong?

I don’t drink coffee.

Sex.

Okay.

Can’t a neighbor ask for a cup of sugar anymore?

I don’t have sugar.

Experiment, I mean, that’s what we’re here for, right? I wonder if you could turn into a unicorn or a bunch of other things that don’t actually exist.

I’ve tried and it hasn’t worked but maybe with something mythological I just need more practice.

No shit. Can you turn into a centaur?

“Invitation for now or later?”

“Whenever you want.”

No, I mean, with your power. You’ve had no problems transforming? You’re the only one I’ve heard of who’s been fine.

I mean well... I may have been half a cat before...

“Is that an invitation then?”

“Definitely.”

“Ah, a cuddler”

“Nothing wrong with cuddling.”

And you haven’t had any trip-ups yet? No issues?

This place is pretty safe in regards of turning into an animal.

“I bet it’s the sleeping one, isn’t it”

“Yes, but it requires two people.”

“All of them? Because there is one I especially like.”

Just ‘cause you change shape doesn’t mean you suddenly get a new set of lungs, does it?

I kind of do. Every molecular part of my body besides my brain and thought process changes.