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Personal pros and cons of making new friends in college

Pros

Friends, fellow humans that enjoy my company, now I don't have to worry about the two friends I would only ever talk to because one is basically on the other side of the world until the holidays for college and the other is swamped with work because fucking college again

Cons

I don't know how these new friends feel about physical contact yet, which sucks because I need to bonk their arms with my forehead to let them know I care

I don't know how they feel about physical contact meaning I won't be able to hold onto the sleeve of their jackets as we walk through a large crowd

I don't know how they feel about physical contact so I don't know how they feel about hugs meaning I can't hug them to restart my internal clock of exploding

On that note

I'm fucking exploding now

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#💥💥💥💥#my main goal in life #is to blow up #then act like i dont know no body #i hate when my love language is physical contact #what do you mean I cant just tell people I care?#what do you mean i have to headbut their arms and shoulders to feel like they know I care??#must hug friends tightly to ensure no explosions #;-;

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pukicho

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

beanssssssssss56

So the vehicle version of you?

I am not as big

Bro is petite

I am not 4 tons

Bro is tiny.

I am just not 4 tons

#shitposting #did I really edit the profile photo and the Pokédex entry of pikachu together #for this silly little reboot that won’t get seen?#yes #yes I did #I regret nothing #pukicho #dude I’m sleep deprived #I thought this shut would be the bomb

valrvne

Hi, I drew Helion as a challenge to myself to better my autonomy with drawing, and I wanted to show him to you because he is your child (in the sense that you made him, im just a very weird talker)

I did make a post showing it and a screen captured video of the process, but I also wanted to sent the photo to you specifically, I hope you like what I managed to make. I’m proud of it but my drawing definitely needs more work, especially the hands, poor guy is stuck with the orbs of animal crossing

SO COOL OMGGG thank you so much for drawing him and sharing your work!!!

rvllybllply2014

I need to know his obsession with taking things and making the exact same thing out of the first thing

winterskyfirefly-deactivated202

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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churchedcannibal

EPIC THE MUSICAL IS GETTING AN ANIMATED MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was a challenge I gave myself, to free hand draw a character so I decided to try Helion by @valrvne

I’ve been obsessed with the silly for a while and figured I’d try my hand at drawing him. Unfortunately tho, my specialties lay with the fave hair and shading so helion has the animal crossing/mii orbs for hands

I also just included a screenshot recording of the whole process, because I can. I hope the maker of helion likes what I’ve done even if he is done a little silly

#invincible #invincible oc #helion invincible

shencomix

hashtagloveloses

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

digidiskette

What’s better— the thread is filled with people giving some good advice on how to respect a woman’s boundaries and how to ask what she would be okay with, publicly. Lots of trans girls thanking him for being so patient and thoughtful with his words, and lots of people cautioning him that his purpose as a boyfriend would be to keep her safe, even from his own friends and family if need be. A+ shit right here.

stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick

This is so FUCKING cute help me

gardeninthevoid

hey, trans girls who are into guys? THIS is what you deserve. don’t you ever believe that you have to bend over backwards for men to like you, that you have to accept being disrespected and mistreated, that you’re something to hide or be ashamed of. you’re beautiful, you’re a fucking princess, and you deserve someone who sees that and loves you deeply and unconditionally, who will choose you over the world and fight the world for you. THIS is the kind of guy.

charl0ttan

maxthekat44

You know that interupting cow knock knock joke? This made me think of a knock knock joke for the procrastinating cow

Imagine with me, you're with a friend, and you tell a knock knock joke, or you're texting them, so it goes

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Procrastinating Cow"

Procrastinating cow who?"

And then you just leave them there, no funny line, no sudden moo like a cow... and so they forget about it until suddenly, maybe it's been a couple hours, or maybe, for the bit, it's been weeks or months, and you go to the friend you first did it on and just say "Moo"

Then that's it, you just moo because the cow finally finished procrastinating, and can finally eat that grass

#shitposting #:3 #this is probably #not as funny as it was in my head #but I think its funny #so Im sharing it

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artsymeeshee

Another day of old man is confused by youth slang

blazemalefica

galacticdummy

kon has no ulterior motives for doing this ;)

ampervadasz

drtanner

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

r4cs0

Right there

roughluckart

Robert n Sonar meet a decade earlier, before Robert has perfected his mad Aloof Game.....

tbh I just wanted a reason to draw punk Sonar 😔

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pukicho

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

hurtmitcrab

Wrong again, piss boy.

pukicho

Okay those deer knew war, but most don't

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