Maxis Might've

Chastity has a SimTok dedicated to reading crappy "apology" texts that are really very victim blaming while Gabriel plays violin in the background. Together they've almost reached 1 million followers.

When Hermia's psychic advisor suggests they plan their meetings very carefully Hermia takes note.

Circe plans on having a worrying amount of botox as she ages.

DJ cosplays as a Bennet sister every day of the week. The sister varies depending on mood, the number of snacks in the immediate vicinity, and how hot the people hanging out in the common rooms are.

As a child, Regan 100% used "Father Winter Isn't Real" to win fights.

Lazlo once drew eyebrows on baby Tycho... and also a mustache. Turns out the “removable” marker stuck fast to alien skin and for months Tycho looked like a miniature villain. Pascal hit the roof when he found out and Lazlo kind of, sort of, definitely blamed Loki.

Don has been in a screaming fight with an 8 year old at the grocery store over which snack food is better.

Cassandra likes illuminating regular paperbacks like they are priceless manuscripts.

Loki is very offended by non-alcoholic alcohol as a concept.

Mary Sue doesn't understand how to use twitter and at this point is too afraid to ask.

To Bella, nothing is better than a well made pair of elbow-length gloves.

Sophia has a SimTube channel that’s literally just her crushing things with her thighs or ripping things open with her bare hands. She has over a million followers.

Swan actually likes her name. It's different, but it's at least spelled normal.

As a writer, Tara is extremely wordy. Her last series, intended to be a trilogy, is currently at 7 books and counting.

Stella genuinely doesn’t understand the obsession with egg whites.

Sanjay is terrified he’ll go bald at a young age. He knows it runs in the family.

Strangetown Bella Goth is actually a mathematician and like... very, very well known in certain circles. But she was bored and tired of numbers, so she ran away and became somebody else.