we are the weirdos mister

nate: i love memes

nate: omegle was such a shitshow but the first boob i ever saw was on there so in a way omegle has shaped me into the person i am today

nate: l is for location

nate: i'm 26 too 😮 i'm a male and my name's nathaniel

nate: i live in crownsville, idk if you've heard of it ? it's a small town outside atlanta, just google it if you haven't

max: you sound so amazing just yet

max: ah yes boobs, probably more beautiful than a penis

max: oh yes location duh. well look at that i'm from the same place too, small world

honey: oh dang i haven't noticed that, they really are

honey: well bless because i've been a victim of a prank. an asshole put my number on a bathroom stall and put call it for a good time next to it

honey: u have no idea what kind of freaks are out there...

max: oh yikes i'm sorry

micah: if i say sure is it actually convincing?

micah: :I

tereik: I actually lived in Atlanta from when I was 12 until I was 18, then I moved back about two years ago and bought a house here in Crownsville.

tereik: Well, if you get there, come check out the Atlanta History Center, it's a super cool museum and I run the Egyptology department, so I can show you around.

tereik: If that's not creepy, I mean. I'm just really proud of my work there.

max: oh wow that's a long time. guess you like georgia huh?

max: oh i love museums, always so much to see and do. i'd love to. that's not creepy at all , i'm really glad that you also appreciate art and you're proud of your work. always a good thing to be.

Josephine: No I haven't heard of it. What is it?

Josephine: Welcome to the neighborhood. 🙂

max: well your number is almost identical to mine, except the last number so you know neighbours

wren: i'm stuck between feeling concerned and confused

wren: i've never heard of that but i guess it's a georgia thing, maybe?

max: why concerned ?

max: no not at all , lived in california and did it.

Hana: Oooh fate? Do you believe in fate? 😂

Hana: Where are you to be exact?

max: i don't know if i believe in it but it's possible

Freya: I'm pretty busy with my job, so I really don't pay attention

Freya: I guess so! I'm Freya, by the way.

max: oh what do you do , if you don't mind me asking

nate: no i totally get it because my other neighbor had an android and they literally tried to send me a virus

nate: asl?

nate: remember when people used to ask 'asl?' on omegle LMAO i miss omegle

max: oh yikes...that's actually really shitty

max: i promise i won't send viruses just probably memes

max: omg i do , omegle was so wrong, i saw a lot of penises because of it

Kit: well welcome to Crownsville! I’ve lived here all my life! It’s a great town!

Kit: Plus were only like an hr or so away from Atlanta which is nice 👍🏻

max : thanks , well that’s awesome, guess if i ever need a native then i’ll go to you 

Serena: I would be afraid of meeting someone creepy, to be honest. Or an asshole -- but I can always handle putting people back in their place. Who is the most interesting person you've met?

max: well yes i suppose that's always a possibility. but at least you can handle it

elena: oh, we are!

elena: sorry, i just noticed. btw, i'm elena :>

There’s an apologetic smile written on Jessica’s face when the realization that the other female must’ve been sitting there for a while – not that it was her fault, but she still felt bad nonetheless. “Yeah, it’s a little bit crazy but I’m not going to have you waiting around longer than you already have,” words trying to sound reassuring as her hands taking hold of everything she needed before shooting over another question, “Open tab?”

the blonde shrugged as she pushed her hair back. “it’s really no problem, i have all night so i was just gonna hang here...see what or who it had to offer.” she smiled as she took a look around the room. while max wanted a different life, and a small town was definitely different, she enjoyed that there was always someone new to meet. maxine looked back at her and nodded . “yeah that sounds good and please don’t feel like you need to rush, i didn’t even notice any wait.” 

markie: it's right up there with strangling yourself to get high

markie: you assume that i want to know everyone here.

markie: newsflash: i don't

max : that's....weird. that's concerning actually

max: is that something that you've done ?

bellamy: nah. never

bellamy: shit sounds hella weird

bellamy: but now you've got my number, congratz!

max : well yeah...it's weird i can't deny that