a.k.a Fluffy Ted

just one small problem: if the human stomach isn’t fast enough and lets the emetics go down into the horse stomach, the centaur would be unable to throw up. He would eventually die and/or be a cripple the rest of his life, cause his inner organs begin to rot in his still living body.

@maisstories @maikusakabe Dearest Mai, In “The Colours of the World”, Roy Mustang is quite a criminal, committing several felonies and breaking countless rules. If we’re being honest; we found it quite impressive, so one day, we stuck our heads together and compiled a list of what we remembered. Don’t worry, we’re not planning to tattle on him; we simply put this together to learn from this criminal mastermind! We solemnly swear that we’re up to no good (and we’re sure he isn’t either) Hereby we present; THE CRIMES OF ROY MUSTANG

illegal immigration from Amestris to Britain

damage to public property; committing vandalism (graffiti “Bradley was an asshole”; an insult to an official)

forging gold (via alchemy)

manufacturing of drugs

agreeing to commit murder and planning it (murder of Tom Riddle)

moonlighting (as a Hogwarts teacher while not being registered)

tax evasion

breaking into a state building (Ministry Of Magic)

slander of Hermione (accusing her of making a transmutation circle without permission)

punishing a student for crimes she didn’t commit

assaulting another teacher (attacking Umbridge)

assaulting students (stunning Umbridge’s squad)

willful destruction of private property (whips and documents)

blackmailing (Rita Skeeter)

serious assault; permanent damage and mutilation (Bellatrix’s arm, Lucius’s leg […])

willful destruction of government property (prophecies)

supporting an organization forbidden by Hogwarts (Dumbledore’s Army) and assisting the mayhem caused by it

inciting impersonation (Tonks impersonating harry) and inciting faking a person’s identity (Roy’s “Girlfriend”)

arson

member of an underground organisation that plans several crimes (for example; the murder of an individual (Tom Riddle) or assisting an alleged murderer (Sirius Black) and hiding him from the government)

again, damaging private property (Horcruxes)

Trespassing into the house of Horace Slughorn and blackmailing him