that kid has got sass.

That is... definitely impressive.

Of course I don’t feel uncomfortable. It’s attention and that means it’s awesome! Aww, Max, don’t go beating up douchebros, you are too pretty to be in a fight.

I know many, many women who would disagree with you on that. Alas, I can only offer my help -- I cannot force it upon you. And I'm not pretty. I'm goddamned gorgeous.

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

And what trick would that be?

I thought only girls got catcalls...

I know you seem to be okay with it, but, uh, you don't feel uncomfortable or anything? If you need someone to help you beat up douchebros, I'm your guy.

Wow. That sounds like a lot of work that I don’t have the ambition for.

I have inclinations in that direction. Am I the Enjolras to your Grantaire, babe?

I wouldn’t say forced. But I’ve worn one a few times, but for some reason people prefer construction worker outfits. It’s weird.

Construction workers... Really? People have absolutely no taste. Then, I guess no one particularly cares when your tight little shorts come off. Do they?

Do I have to?

Surprisingly yes. There's a whole procedure for it, really.

I prefer the gender- neutral term ‘eternal leader’.

The only time I'd ever call you that was in the midst of some ridiculously kinky roleplay.

What languages do you know? I would do lessons for other people, sí! I volunteer at the college sometimes but I am mostly there because some of the professors are muy hermosa.

English, obviously. Spanish, unsurprisingly. A little of French from the time my guidance counselor thought that I was cheating my way through the school system by fulfilling my language requirement with something I knew already.

That would have been funnier if we were talking about Santa Claus and not god.

I don't believe I've gotten your name yet, oh Queen of Sass.

Wow! That is much impressive, uh.. What is your name?  English is my least favourite language, even worse than German.

I only know two actually, but I'd love to learn more. Do you, like, do lessons for kids that don't go to the high school?

Max!

Evan. Whoa. Hey. Wow. Long time no talk. It is absolutely wonderful to see your pretty little face.

Are you interest in teaching or something? I teach the languages. Of course but you must bring fake ID so I don’t get the bag if the polices come to break up the party.

I'm getting a major in English, so it's a little inevitable. I'm considering getting my ESL certification so I can help kids learn English as well as teach people who already have a fairly strong grasp on this bastard language.

On duty? That makes me sound like a cop or something. Byron is pretty chill but I think it’s mostly so stalkers can’t happen or some shit… so maybe if you say it really quietly, or moan it, if intimacy is what you want.

Can you tell me that you've never been forced into a cop outfit? Really? Because if so, all of my visions about strip clubs will die. And I've been to them. You will taint my memories.