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Maude Apatow getting ready for Giorgio Armani Privé Show
Favorite sex position
against the wall.
who would you have a threesome with?
i mean, there's a lot of people i find attactive, i guess if the timing is right and the people are like...into it? i don't know, if i had to narrow it down to like, five people? perhaps
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Have you ever tried to hit on a neighbor at random?
all my neighbours have been old, so nope.

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Would you hook up with a costar?
if the timing was right, of course
Have you ever slept with a friend's ex?
not to my knowledge, no way.
What’s the longest you’ve gone without doing it?
uhhh, two years?
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dacre: i know right? i'm such a fucking gentleman.
dacre: brb gonna go tell everyone.
dacre: i kid, i kid. i won't tell a soul.
maude: debatable king
maude: oh ha hahahaaaaa dick
maude: you in new york for the wedding?

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This is the best idea ever. I always wanted to play more of a villain character. So since I am not getting that right now, I’ll have to make my own villain playlist for the gym and just feel badass. Thank you so much for this idea haha. I mean you could just straight up lie when you’re listening to Spongebob and tell them another song haha. Hi Maude, I’m Nat and I think we’re all a little weird.
You’ve never played a villain before, neither but I’d love to, like even a horror movie would be amazing. Of course, I haven’t got a mean bone in my body but I’d love to experiment with that! Ha, do it, the bad bitch energy playlists are the best. Nice to meet you Nat!
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dacre: it's called the element of surprise for a reason, love.
dacre: you never need an occasion for that, but it's part of your charm.
dacre: awesome. i ordered chinese
maude: what? flying in the air? okay knight in shining armour.
maude: okay that's true but you gotta keep that on the downlow.
maude: fuck yeh
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dacre: hahaha 'oops'.
dacre: i love you too, cutie.
dacre: wanna come over?
maude: WELL YOU NEVER TOLD ME
maude: i wouldn't of made myself sound like a weird needy bitch at that rate.
maude: of course, omw
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dacre: i was actually on a flight to los angeles last night, but with an attitude like that i shoulda been with one of my hoes.
dacre: it's always lovely to hear from you, babe.
maude: oh
maude: lmao oops
maude: i hate you
Excuse moi, cutie. I’m gonna need a link to this playlist ASAP. I love the idea of you walking around, the main character of the gym. Can we be weird together? Weird squared? Or do you want to be all powerful and make it weird….octagoned? I swear, it works.
It’s called Villain Mode on Spotify! pretty good if you ask me or the Bad Bitch Energy one, always my go toos. Oh like the octagon? the thing they fight in UFC? are we fighting?

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syd: the absolute love of my life. i miss you so much :( i know, i was busy, then went home for a little bit but i'm back in LA now and i wanna hug you
maude: welcome to friendships in your 20s, always busy til one of us DIES. i miss u and YES as you should be, come see me when ur not busy xo
good on you, the world needs more villains’. both are very good songs, it’s nice to have different genres in your playlist. nice to meet ya, i’m calum.
i wanna be like scar when he sings be prepared...without the whole ya know, killing mufasa thing of course. i'd be more like megamind if anything or gru. lovely to meet you calum!