Bye Bye.

Come on give me a break. I’ve been busy, and besides you’re just a joy to be around when you’re mad. 

The last time I saw you, you looked---- NOT FINE, okay. [Takes a deep breath.] I was worrying, is that so wrong?!

hnnggg you better get your butt online soon or text me

I doubt that’s the real reason. 

I've been like this for weeks now, really, don't worry about it- It's gonna pass. Yeah. [Pats her shoulder.] Yeah? 

Havin’ a boyfriend doesn’t mean that I’ll spend less time with you nor get to cuddle with you, because you ain’t escapin’ none of that, I need my Canadian hugs.

If you say so, guess we're gonna go with that- But I will have a hard time hugging you when you're sitting on me like that, maybe you'll let me get up after all, hmm? [Oooh look at them puppy eyes.] Please...?

M’pretty sure you don’t look that upset just ‘cause you’re out of milk.

[I didn't even notice you were a girl, hah, sorry man.] Not really, more becauseI gotta put on pants for getting some.

Yeah but no, you’re picking me up and treatin’ me like a princess for the next few years. [/pOUTS]

Something wrong?

I..I'm out of milk, I gotta go grocery shopping. [Shrugs.]

Why do you keep disappearing sTOP DOING THAT.

Yeah, yeah you said that--- bEFORE Looviiii [Whines.] Get off...

Pacific Yellowfin Great Bear cruise

this is a baby crow. this is fucking cute. this is fucking adorable. the end.

now stop the porn