The Serious Twin

"i should have seen it coming."

"given your history, i should have known better."

"please tell me that at least a part of it was real."

"[friend's name] tried to warn me about you, but i didn't listen, you know."

"i was ready to give you my heart."

"you should have killed me earlier, so i wouldn't live to see this."

"get away from me."

"kill me right now then, i dare you."

"i should have left you bleeding to your death."

"do you have any regrets doing this to me?"

"i hope you will remember this until your death."

"i loved you in this lifetime. i won't make that mistake in the next."

"no one could have saved you."

"somehow, i expected that this would happen eventually."

"do we really have to end it all?"

"the worst of it all, it's that if you ask now, i will forgive you."

"are you expecting me to beg for my life now?"

"you made a promise."

"we could have had a thousand of tomorrows together."

"i lost, didn't i?"

"i deserve this. you deserve to kill me"

"technically you won't kill me, because i gave it to you. do it properly, then."

"make it quick, please."

"please tell me why."

"was i not enough for you?"

"please forgive me for pushing you this far"

40 starters | TW: drugs mention; suggestive

« fuck off! »

« move, i’m gay. »

« i like that laugh. »

« son of a biscuit!!! »

« get out of my car! »

« i said you’re gross. »

« suck a DICK, devil! »

« go chop his dick off! »

« you can’t sit with us. »

« i’m calling the police! »

« i don’t feel like driving! » 

« he fucking pushed me! »

« look, it’s the good kush. »

« who the fuck wanna die?! » 

« pft, gay. i wouldn’t fuck you. »

« would you like an avocado? »

« would you not eat my pants? »

« hey loser, say kid backwards! »

« bro, i had a dream we fucked! »

« accept yourself! love yourself!! »

« honey, can you try to be quiet? »

« do you want your cranberry juice? » 

« that’s what a good pussy sounds like. »

« how do you know what’s good for me? »

« let’s mcfreakin’ lose it! get outta your mind!! »

« how about you shut your goddamn mouth?! »

« wow son, your whips are getting really good. » 

« someday i’m gonna own this goddamn town. »

« hurricane katrina? more like hurrican tortilla!! »

« anybody ever tell you you look like beyonce? » 

« we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. »

« i thought you were bae… turns out you’re just fam. »

« even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself. »

« what the FUCK is up? no, what did you say, what the FUCK dude?! »

« he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone. »

« you know what? i’m about to say it. i don’t care that you broke your elbow. »

« i didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep 'cause of me! »

« somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet. »

« hey! i think you’re really cool!! i like you a lot!! maybe we can hang out of something. » 

“How you doin’?!”

“Could I be wearing any more clothes?!”

“Of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough.”

“But they don’t know that we know they know we know!”

“You know if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year.”

“No, ________, U-N-I-sex.”

“I grew up in a house with ________, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.”

“When were you … under me?”

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”

“You know, like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”

“I don’t like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?”

“If I were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.”

“Why do you want to kill yourself?”

“Would you…….Would you hug me?”

“You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?”

“How can you not care?”

“Now I have upset you. What did I say?”

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”

“You messed it up. You’re stupid.”

“You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.”

“Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!”

“We were on a break!”

“Yes, yes it is.. IN PRISON!”

“If I were a guy, and…did I just say IF I were a guy?”

“Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.”

“Oh, did I get you?”

“There’s a dead human in our house.”

“[name], what did you do?”

“Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”

“Why did you kill this person, [name]?”

“I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”

“Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”

“That kills people!”

“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”

“What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”

“I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”

“I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “

“I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”

“My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”

“What is wrong with you, [name]?”

“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”

“You sunk an entire cruise ship!”

“I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”

“That sounds dangerous.”

“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”

“That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”

“And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”

“Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”

“Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”

“I will not apologize for art.”

“Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”

“I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”

“You are just terrible today!”

“Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”

"It will leave an emptiness inside. A void you will never be able to fulfill."

"Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing."

"Love is weakness."

"You must trust me because if you don't, there are other ways."

"There's always people in this world who want you to give up. Don't make their jobs any easier."

"I guess if true love was easy, we'd all have it."

"Did I forget to shave?"

"Generally speaking, if you think something you want to do is wrong, it is."

"What is strong enough to drown out your own conscience?"

"I'm not bossy, I'm the queen."

"Giving in to one's dark side never accomplishes anything."

"No matter what you do. I will always find you."

"You want a side of bacon with that whiskey?"

"If he's playing a game, you can win."

"Love's the worst. I wish there was a magic cure."

"It's dangerous to confuse vengeance with justice."

"As long as you live in the past, you'll never find your future."

"I'm done reading about heroes. I want to be one."

"You have all sorts of sore places I can make you hurt."

"Maybe we met for a reason. Maybe something good happened from us being together."

"Wouldn't be the first flying monkey I've dated."

"I, for one, would like to be able to eat this week."

"By the way, have you been taking kick boxing and not telling me about it?"

"It's only going to leave a giant hole in your heart."

"Just because it seems too good to be true doesn't mean it is."

"Not a day will go by that I won't go by that I won't think of you."

"You always brought out the best in me and right now I need that."

"Can't help but feel personally violated about that part."

"No matter what you think, no matter what anyone tells you, I do love you."

"So brave. So gallant. So pointless."

"I've lived a life of selfishness, cowardice, and dishonesty."

"I think it's time to haul her ass out of bed and get her to move past this."

"One thing I excel at is surviving."

"Helping you is my life."

"You need to be alive. You need to be awake so you can spend all your days knowing that I have taken everything that was suppose to be yours."

*  A MIXTURE OF PROMPTS FROM THE SHOW CHARMED, SEASON 4-6 , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

❝ Sweetie, it’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❞

❝ I don’t understand why magic can’t fix this. ❞

❝ There’s other magic, magic that we’ve used before. ❞

❝ I just thank God that I didn’t lose you too. ❞

❝ We lost our sister. How can we ever understand that? ❞

❝ Can we at least bury her in peace?! Is that too much to ask?! ❞

❝ Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Damnit! ❞

❝ You sure don’t recognize her from anywhere? ❞

❝ But somehow, we got to find her before nightfall, or else… ❞

❝ I don’t want to do this anymore, okay? It’s over! ❞

❝ You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister. ❞

❝ How am I? Are you kidding? Do you guys not get the news up there? ❞

❝ Why didn’t you come before when I called after…? ❞

❝ I’m not allow to tell you now, just like you’re not allow to see her.  ❞

❝ Why did they put us through so much for it to end this way? ❞

❝ Are you insane or are you just plain stupid? ❞

❝ What the hell is the matter with you?! ❞

❝ Isn’t it obvious by now that our only destiny is to die? ❞

❝ Your destiny still awaits, she says. There’s a reason for everything, she says. ❞

❝ You’ve caught us, congratulations! So what are you going to do about us, shoot us? ❞

❝ It was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with ‘undo’. ❞

❝ I’m angry, um, I’m confused, and you know what, this, this is just crazy! ❞

❝ It’s kind of hard to heal myself when I’m knocked out. ❞

❝ Three years together, and now you’re asking these questions? ❞

❝ I wanted to find out who I was, I didn’t want to find out I was a freak. ❞

❝ This is none of your business. You’re an assisstant, not a social worker. ❞

❝ That’s because you’re too cheap to make me one. ❞

❝ I guess blood’s a little thicker than evil.  ❞

❝ Two witches and a half-a-demon does not the power of three make. ❞

❝ If it’s the Source, I’ll just ask him to come back later. ❞

❝ Evil got the Book of Shadows, 'oh no’ doesn’t quite cover it. ❞

❝ See, now, this is what I meant by over-reacting, it’s just that I.. ❞

❝ What? Why-why… why… Why would you think that?! ❞

❝ You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself? ❞

❝ I’ve been watching you ever since you were a baby. ❞

❝ Do you have any idea how much this would cost in the salon? ❞

❝ Will someone please get me back to the ocean before I suffocate? ❞

❝ Look I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea! ❞

❝ Oh please, please. Somebody help me. ❞

❝ Okay…I’ve had enough. Your treatment of me is shocking. ❞

❝ No,this is not happening. This goes way beyond stalking. ❞

❝ What do you mean, didn’t you come on your own power? ❞

❝ Oh, my goodness, don’t tell me you’re already interviewing nannies. ❞

❝ No offense, but, uh, aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❞

❝ Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin? ❞

❝ I don’t wanna chat. I got problems here. ❞

❝ I can’t believe he’s doing the “look at at me I’m a good guy” routine on prime time. ❞

❝ I’m sure that it’s just all this arguing that’s got the baby upset. ❞

❝ Okay, vanquish demon first, kill husband later. ❞

❝ Wait, how, why… Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms? ❞

❝ Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. ❞

❝ A good marriage consultant would’ve swapped our powers? ❞

❝ Maybe the baby thought that fireworks were prettier than demon guts. ❞

❝ I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the crying thing. ❞

❝ See this is why I don’t want to talk to you about this. ❞

❝ Just because you’re an angel doesn’t mean you can’t kick some ass now and again. ❞

❝ I’m just a big, dumb, fat unemployed loser. ❞

❝ Uh gross, what are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie? ❞

❝ I’m wildly popular and the money’s pretty damn good. ❞

❝ There’s a cherry pie cooling on the counter and I will be on my cell. ❞

❝ It’s herbal tea. I’m on a natural high today.  ❞

❝ I think somebody’s trying to drive me crazy. ❞

❝ Desperate demons call for desperate measures. ❞

❝ We don’t need to go looking for trouble. Trouble comes to find us anyway. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna use our relationship for leverage. ❞

❝ Apparently he’s trying to scare away all of my dates. ❞

❝ We’ll just hang out for the next million years or so, no problem. ❞

❝ It’s drawn to you, just like you’re drawn to it. ❞

❝ I said, “I love you too.” As if he said “I love you” first, which he didn’t. ❞

❝ So wait, you told him that he loves you before he told you that he loves you? ❞

❝ What? I’m being ridiculous? There is a demon in the playpen. ❞

❝ I still can’t believe we vanquished its mummy. ❞

❝ Why did I come here? To get picked on? ❞

❝ Wait, do you have to leave so soon? Can’t I help? ❞

❝ I didn’t go back to betray you, [Name]. I went back to save you. ❞

❝ It’s all about power, it’s as simple as that. ❞

❝ If I can’t save you, I swear to God I’ll stop you. ❞

❝ You’ll just have to hope the power of two will work, won’t you? ❞    

❝ You usually do something very final, if you catch my drift. ❞    

❝ Why not take advantage of him while you can? ❞    

❝ I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth. ❞  

❝ Eww! Oh my God, you are sick! What is wrong with you? ❞    

❝ It’s a really, it’s a really good thing. It’s not a bad thing. ❞    

❝ I mean, how could that happen!? I mean, I know how that could happen!  ❞    

❝ I was just standing here, and then I had some weird high school flashback. ❞    

❝ Oh, well, you know, I’ve been meaning to call you but, you know… ❞    

❝ I don’t understand your wiccan ways, but I’ll try. ❞    

❝ I can’t tell you that, it could change the future in even worse ways. ❞    

❝ How do you know that you haven’t already changed mine? ❞      

❝ Well, whatever it is it obviously doen’t happen until after you’re born so save it.. ❞    

“There’s a dead human in our house.”

“[name], what did you do?”

“Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”

“Why did you kill this person, [name]?”

“I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”

“Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”

“That kills people!”

“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”

“What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”

“I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”

“I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “

“I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”

“My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”

“What is wrong with you, [name]?”

“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”

“You sunk an entire cruise ship!”

“I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”

“That sounds dangerous.”

“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”

“That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”

“And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”

“Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”

“Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”

“I will not apologize for art.”

“Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”

“I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”

“You are just terrible today!”

“Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”