bang, bang

"…Hey…"

Hello.

Apparently trying to walk on a broken leg hurts.

A real discovery right there. 

Wait, are you calling me distant and moody? 

No, I'm saying that you better be, in fact, rather easygoing, or else we won't make it. 

I deserve to get fucked in the physical sense, I have the power to fuck people up, but I only use it if needed. So I could be a bad person, but I’m a generally good person.

The physical sense is the only one I can currently offer. A little good but a little bad.. yeah, those traits together are quite common. 

Nah, I just focus on my social life now

Yet another thing we have in common. How is it working out for you, so far? 

You can either fuck people up or get fucked, I’ll fuck people up if they deserve it.

I'll fuck them, if they deserve it––Kidding. Kind of. 

I’m pretty easy to become friends with. Seeing your boobs would be pretty cool though

I'm taking your word for it, considering I've never been a master at befriending distant and moody people. Sure man, we've still got time for that part. 

I wiped out at a competition, my board snapped, it crashed a little too hard into my ankle, and it broke. It sucks, but hey, I’m over it.

Have you found yourself a replacement? 

You can’t really regret things once you live in New York, it’s easier just to see how they’ll benefit you.

Or break you. Big city, big dreams, a lot of fuckers, wherever you look. If you slip, you may never get up again. 

Don’t worry about it, I’m used to it. Plenty of people around here act that way. He knows all of that and I’ve reminded him of it a million times. It hasn’t changed his mind.

Then, if your brother really doesn't give two shits, why don't you sort this out with him, so he can eventually give the farm to you, without your father having a say in that matter? 

Haha thanks I guess, but I’m kind of over that part of my life.. I had to stop surfing last year when I fucked up my ankle. I’ve really only seen her in a couple of things, but I agree

Wow, that's kind of crappy. What happened? If you're okay with me asking, that is. 

You in fact will be getting my number, the more friends, the merrier.

Good way of looking at things. I can assure you, you won't regret it. 

Best friends. 

Good to know. I'll lean towards it eventually if befriending you by using words backfires. 

Well it wasn’t the worst pick up line I’ve ever heard. Take a walk in Central Park and list the top ten worst, we could have coffee over that or something. 

So, I'm not getting your number then? Sounds like a plan. Will probably make me feel better about myself. 

Idk, I was always at that private beach over off of el Camino.. It was one of the best spots to surf at. And Marissa’s a prick but I loved her hair so much.. 

Surfer girl? Cool. I like it. Although, if you wanted to carry on with that hobby, you probably came to the wrong place. Her hair was alright. Mischa Barton is in general an alright-ish girl, her bigger roles just tend to suck.