Materializing The Disembodied

I love Disney theme park characters! My three favorites are the creature that gets horribly mutilated, the woman who terrorizes the town she was once sex trafficked in, and the axe murderer!

In term of movie characters in feature ride, my three favourites are Cinema Sins as puppets, girl so sexy they gave her a raincoat, and the villain from a racist book series.

I’m partial to the hairy drunk uncle who crashes the family reunion, the indigenous guy banned from his own bar for racism, and the monster who may have eaten a former company president and several guests.

I've always liked the four guys who combine cultural stereotyping and cultural appropriation in one package.

I like the guy that traps you in a room and tells you to kill yourself the best.

I’m fond of the dead elephant, the guy who should have his PHD taken away for endangering tourists, and the monster who’s a really big fan of disco myself

I personally like the little purple dude who uproots your tour and psychologically tortures you.

I bet y'all are too young to remember this one, but I have very fond memories of the disembodied inner monologue of a man undergoing an extreme quantum physics experiment.

I love Disney theme park characters! My three favorites are the creature that gets horribly mutilated, the woman who terrorizes the town she was once sex trafficked in, and the axe murderer!

In term of movie characters in feature ride, my three favourites are Cinema Sins as puppets, girl so sexy they gave her a raincoat, and the villain from a racist book series.

I’m partial to the hairy drunk uncle who crashes the family reunion, the indigenous guy banned from his own bar for racism, and the monster who may have eaten a former company president and several guests.

I've always liked the four guys who combine cultural stereotyping and cultural appropriation in one package.

I like the guy that traps you in a room and tells you to kill yourself the best.

I’m fond of the dead elephant, the guy who should have his PHD taken away for endangering tourists, and the monster who’s a really big fan of disco myself

I personally like the little purple dude who uproots your tour and psychologically tortures you.

I bet y'all are too young to remember this one, but I have very fond memories of the disembodied inner monologue of a man undergoing an extreme quantum physics experiment.

Will write up a full review at some point, but Epic Universe is the real deal. Easily the most ambitious park Universal has ever created, and the most innovative piece of theme park design since DisneySea. From a design standpoint it’s an incredible achievement, and it’s from a guest standpoint it’s a remarkable treat.

It really makes you wonder how the company that invented theme parks as a concept lost the thread so badly, and meanwhile their #1 competitor is continuing to evolve the artform.

Someone in Orlando needs to start a business where you can rent a weird little twink dressed as Ygor for your event, like those knockoff Disney princesses you can get for birthday parties

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