melo

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

i cant fucking do this

why did he say this

Don Featherstone, Creator of the Plastic Lawn Flamingos, 1957

(via fireflufferz)

sure you can buy an iphone x but for less than that you can buy every mainline Yakuza game and play them while dressed as Kiryu

(x)

Sims 3 (2009)

Eikki ♡♡♡

“average homosexual sleeps with more than 500 ppl in their life time” factoid actualy just statistical error. average homosexual sleeps with 3 people per year. Homosexuals Georg, who lives in cave & tops over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Heterosexuality remains weird and unappealing