Matador the First

you can tell this is a joke because it’s a #tweet from a #millennial talking about #retirement https://www.instagram.com/p/CNqC9cGhMxf/?igshid=rjjctuodr1iq

There is no clever caption. Friends, I miss you and I love you. Every one of you is a treasure, a fortune. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMWGwwmhDFN/?igshid=1kxhgswi10wzz

some of these #PuddingDotCool #Spotify #YearEnd summaries have got me like (ง’̀-‘́)ง https://www.instagram.com/p/CJMoCurB_R5/?igshid=reuu7rsh8oyr

I’m at the combination #FourSeasons and #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping (at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Inc) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHdEnbaB69F/?igshid=1qfv3m1p3svyn

I think about this quote from @cheemobile a lot. I made this in Jan 2019, when I first read #HowToWriteAnAutobiographicalNovel. And I haven’t stopped thinking about it since then. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGSMDhThzsZ/?igshid=1hkizjfqyye5n

Fun fact: #Pence telegraphs that he is on board with the #GOP plan to seize power! #VPdebate https://www.instagram.com/p/CGEQ2O6BPuk/?igshid=1wpaebze6s3j4

hey @apple @samsungmobile can we pls finally step into the #future ?? https://www.instagram.com/p/CFKLo8xhvzY/?igshid=qg7fefhe3mcz

Last month @whatarebirdsjournal published two poems of mine in an issue filled with stunning work. Check the website in their bio or jump straight to WhatAreBirdsJournal.com to read em! https://www.instagram.com/p/CDps5pwB2-_/?igshid=ld0qw3led9w5

I’ve been hard at work hardly workin’ down where #ItsAlwaysSunny and really it shouldn’t always be sunny down here cause fuck we need the rain https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Q4d5AHDpE/?igshid=1kkjsqczrklkk

#RepublicanBeatitudes (at New York Stock Exchange) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-H18vaB2d4/?igshid=9ghr6xcaxqs

I don’t care if I’m in #1st place or 4th place or 24th place, I just want it to #finish. (at Race Track) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9-jGjfB_kp/?igshid=1qiy4sdml6fjc

I wonder if Dave Matthews would listen to Rhyme & Reason & change his lyrics from “six feet underground” 🤔🧐 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8UByabBrrx/?igshid=1tf15s3qjxa2n

at least here it’ll be impossible to fall into the #drink https://www.instagram.com/p/B8H_2c7hmis/?igshid=1anm52vrw1ose

I have an idea for #Radiohead should call the 2022 re-release of #OKComputer #WotInTarnation #Oklahoma https://www.instagram.com/p/B78obI9h-Bz/?igshid=1sadmtqm9nckt

everyone’s got a #fever and unfortunately that means everyone’s got the same #prescription https://www.instagram.com/p/B7uZR1pHmym/?igshid=rynfximgz7k6

maybe the real #OkBoomer was what we drove all this way to see https://www.instagram.com/p/B7YdusOhIyH/?igshid=ow32h0cy114w