FAQ:
‼️⚠️ READ BEFORE MESSAGING ME ⚠️‼️
1. Where are you from?
A: Nevermind
2. Can I see your picture?
A: No
3. What are your kinks?
A: I’m a switch. I prefer a woman who is a switch so that we are able to take turns being dominant/in control.
My favorite specific kinks are hypnosis, light bondage, and strapon/pegging. I also enjoy blindfolds and paddles.
4. Are you into trans?
A: Transwhat? Trans is a prefix, not a stand-alone word. Please finish the word. Transatlantic? Transcontinental? Transcendental?
I’m not into transwomen or transmen. Biological females are my preference. Respect that.
5. Are you a sissy?
A: I am not a sissy. I do not want to be feminized.
6. Are you a submissive?
A: I am not your sub/slave. Do not address me as such for your introduction. It’s inconsiderate and rude. You will be blocked.
I may be submissive for the right woman.
7. What’s your name?
A: It’s right at the top of my page. It’s also at the top of my DMs.
8. How old are you?
A: Older than the internet. 💻 💾 📀 Old enough to know better. 😂
9. What is your experience with BDSM?
A: I don’t have any. It’s just a fantasy really. The women I’ve been with have never wanted to be tied up, gagged, or blindfolded. I get it. They’ve been abused by previous partners. Trust is earned and takes time. Do you think I don’t have trust issues of my own? Of course I do. That’s why you need to
10. STOP ASKING FOR PERSONAL INFORMATION!!
*** NO! I WILL NOT DOWNLOAD ANOTHER APP TO CHAT WITH YOU ON! *** If you don’t want to chat with me here, don’t DM me.
* No. I do not have telegram, zangi, or whatever other off the wall messenger you come up with. If you message me here, expect to continue messaging here. If you message me on another platform, expect to continue messaging me there. My DMs are open, but I refuse to take our conversation elsewhere. Got it? If you expect me to converse with you somewhere else, I will just block you!
‼️If you ask me any of the 10 questions above, consider yourself blocked‼️
I’m tired of seeing r@pey posts. It’s not my thing. I will block any such posters from my feed. Nothing personal. I just don’t care to see it.
I will also block you if your posts or reblogs are all ads. Don’t we have enough stupid ads on the internet? 🤔 Come on. Give us a break.
Pretty much if you follow me and I scroll your blog and see content I don’t like I’ll just block you. I don’t want to see it.
I have ads on my web sites. There is one at the top and one at the bottom. They’re not popups and they’re not intrusive. Just a simple banner ad. EZPZ.
If you need to tell me your pronouns, phuq right off. My pronouns are I, me, my, mine. (First person) Your pronouns are you, your, yours. (Second person) Their pronouns are they, theirs, and them. (Third person). Welcome to English 101. When speaking directly to you (see? 2nd person) I will not use 3rd person pronouns. He, him, she, her, they, them, are all 3rd person which means I’m referring to someone who is not present. Therefore I will use whatever words I deem appropriate.
Things that irk me:
You’re/Your, accept/except, where/wear/ware, there/they’re/their, not putting things back the way you found them, not returning your shopping cart, leaving one ice cube in the tray,
Things I like:
Movies, music, comedy, live streaming, art,
!!!⚠️ I’m just going to stat reporting you as SPAM if you continue to DM me without so much as reading:
1. MY PHUQING NAME!
2. THIS PHUQING POST!
Get it? Got it? Good!
You’ve been duly warned! ⚠️!!!
I will update this as I find time.
Still care to DM me after this? I look forward to chatting with you.
Honestly. If you make it through this and still want to chat, let’s chat.
