TIMID MARTIN

-core as a suffix serves the exact same function as -esque and yet they throw tomatoes at me when i say something is kafkacore

kafkastuck

(the tomatoes stop midair and change direction) (they are now hurtling towards YOU)

Likes charge reblogs cast: )

What do they cast dan?????????

My Magic’s and spells are a secret to all but me. Like and reblog if you trust my judgement:)

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

if i ever post anything, just tell me and i’ll delete it!!!!

ahAHAHA OMG

I’m very drunk and I need everyone to see what I’m seeing

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten