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Nanna Jane Egbert (86) vs Yoda (900)
Nanna (Homestuck)
Yoda (Star Wars)
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
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Retirement Home Rumble: Round 1
Side B
Nanna Jane Egbert (86) vs Yoda (900)
Nanna (Homestuck)
Yoda (Star Wars)
Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:
WARNING: There may be spoilers

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Quarter-Finals Side A Poll 2
Dave Strider (Homestuck) VS King Arthur Baking Company
Dave Strider
King Arthur Baking Company
Dave Strider
"Has a sword called Caledfwlch (excalibur)"
"Dave Strider is King Arthur coded but if King Arthur was a weedy 13 year old DJ wearing sunglasses."
King Arthur Baking Company
"They are the best quality flour imo, and the company is employee owned (go workers!). Also the all purpose flour can be used for anything, including ruling England"
JOHN BATTLE ROUND 6, THE FINAL ROUND
John Egbert (Homestuck) VS John Linnell, John Flansburgh (Real Life + They Might Be Giants) And Johnathan The Wizard (Real Life)
WHO'S THE BETTER JOHN(s)?
John Egbert
Flans, Linnell, and The Wizard
I know how people feel about matpat, however
this is nessicary to watch (it’s about article 13 and how it will be the death of user generated content.) And some solutions to fix it. https://youtu.be/GbXHrj8k7dg
Your internet privacy is at risk again.
Here’s a video about it, explains it better than I could, but the tldr is the Australian government is trying to pass a law allowing them to fine websites for not giving them a back door to spy on you without a warrant.
https://youtu.be/nS6keiDjm4A

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I’m sick to my fucking stomach
The map flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag
If you see anyone with this flag or any variation
Run
Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it
Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread
this is especially important for you kiddos following me, if you see someone with this flag on their blog, DON’T interact with them. don’t even try to pick a fight with them, its not worth risking your safety over. please stay safe..
whats botw zelda i gotta know
probably a muse of light. mage of light works too if you don’t like using the master classes
I have to disagree. While she does show musey traits botw Zelda is a better page of light imo.
If the internet, the whole thing(Google, YouTube, Tumblr, the Dark Web, everything) had a god tier. What would it be? I say a Lord of Blood, but I really want to hear what you say
Probably can’t go with anything but a Muse of Light.
It’s essentially the Gnostic world of ideas or the Collective Unconcious made manifest physically, if you think about it. Jokes, stories, images, lies–we experience all of reality, vicariously, through this slim sheen of glass and light. The screens inform us, educate us, give us knowledge and power–the power to reach out, the power to be heard, the power to be seen.
That’s kind of what the internet is. It’s light–electricity, energy, power harnessed into a form that is able to showcase any thought any of us care to share, and give all of our eyes windows into that holds those forms.
It’s a terrifically powerful tool, one that determines and controls basically everything about the world we live in. It commands us, one could say–holds our attention even as it constantly directs us towards each other.
I’m not sure how well I’m getting across what I feel, but I think a lot about the internet, and the way it entangles us and connects us and drives us apart. Basically, I think the internet can be understood as an entity that commands us all, for all of our collective and individual benefit. So I’d say Muse of Light.
Wow... I like it.
A Fun Classpect Idea™
Instead of “one class/aspect/title is inherently stronger than others”
Try:
“it’s easier to see the strength of one class/aspect/title than it is to see the strength of this other class/aspect/title”
Sure, Hope is a powerful aspect and, when used properly, can be used to turn the tide of battle through pure belief, but have you ever thought about the possible implications of a Blood player’s control and knowledge over connections and relationships?
Borrowing from a headcanon @johnstriderknightofspace mentioned, a Blood player could alter the relations and connections between items and people.
This means that a Blood player could alter the correlation between objects, causing one thing to cause something seemingly unrelated.
When used to its fullest potential, this could mean that stomping on the ground could knock the weapons out of enemy hands, doing mundane actions like waving your hand can make rocks fall from the sky, or whatever other absurd ideas a Blood player could produce.
They could also effectively produce voodoo dolls with one object being connected to a target, and whatever happens to one, happens to the other.
And sure, it’s easy to see how a Time player can just go back and prevent you from even existing, as time travel and seeing the future is a well-explored and easily comprehensibly powerful tool.
But Heart players, Heart players can be incredibly powerful if they know how to use their abilities. As much as humans value logic and reasoning over emotions, many even actively suppressing the expression of emotion, emotion is a massively powerful motivator and controller of our behavior.
So, knowing this, a Heart player can play directly to your drives and passions, knowing exactly what to say to give you a change of heart, making you empathize with them and join their side, driving you to the very top of your passion, causing you to act without thinking, or simply take away that passion and leave you without motivation, sitting and doing nothing, while they simply walk past you like you were just another conquered castle.
And Classes, Classes, while different in how they utilize their Aspects, can have markedly similar results when all is said and done.
Sure, a Witch or an Heir of Mind can just change what you choose to do, following the path that they believe works best in their interests. A Mage or a Seer, however, knows exactly how you think, they know exactly how to bring you to see their perspective on the subject. They can seem like the utmost authority on logic and sense, and they very well may just be. They’ll pull you to their side with words and reason, and bring you to the edge of a cliff and make you cast yourself off, or they can bring you to the peaks of victory, to revel with them in the glory that they guided you to.
So, in summary, there’s so much power and potential hidden behind both the neglected and praised aspects, if you’re just willing to dig a little deeper and think of some creative ways to apply the abilities of a Class, Aspect, or Title.
Some titles might be universally seen as powerful, but if you can see past the easy interpretations born from glancing at a title and waving it off, you can find some truly amazing interpretations with just a bit of unconventional thinking and a touch of creativity.
Ding ding motherfucking ding. Thank you.
Myths, Creatures, and Folklore
Want to create a religion for your fictional world? Here are some references and resources!
General:
General Folklore
Various Folktales
Heroes
Weather Folklore
Trees in Mythology
Animals in Mythology
Birds in Mythology
Flowers in Mythology
Fruit in Mythology
Plants in Mythology
Folktales from Around the World
Africa:
Egyptian Mythology
African Mythology
More African Mythology
Egyptian Gods and Goddesses
The Gods of Africa
Even More African Mythology
West African Mythology
All About African Mythology
African Mythical Creatures
Gods and Goddesses
The Americas:
Aztec Mythology
Haitian Mythology
Inca Mythology
Maya Mythology
Native American Mythology
More Inca Mythology
More Native American Mythology
South American Mythical Creatures
North American Mythical Creatures
Aztec Gods and Goddesses
Asia:
Chinese Mythology
Hindu Mythology
Japanese Mythology
Korean Mythology
More Japanese Mythology
Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures
Indian Mythical Creatures
Chinese Gods and Goddesses
Hindu Gods and Goddesses
Korean Gods and Goddesses
Europe:
Basque Mythology
Celtic Mythology
Etruscan Mythology
Greek Mythology
Latvian Mythology
Norse Mythology
Roman Mythology
Arthurian Legends
Bestiary
Celtic Gods and Goddesses
Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands
Finnish Mythology
Celtic Mythical Creatures
Gods and Goddesses
Middle East:
Islamic Mythology
Judaic Mythology
Mesopotamian Mythology
Persian Mythology
Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures
Oceania:
Aboriginal Mythology
Polynesian Mythology
More Polynesian Mythology
Mythology of the Polynesian Islands
Melanesian Mythology
Massive Polynesian Mythology Post
Maori Mythical Creatures
Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses
Hawaiian Goddesses
Gods and Goddesses
Creating a Fantasy Religion:
Creating Part 1
Creating Part 2
Creating Part 3
Creating Part 4
Fantasy Religion Design Guide
Using Religion in Fantasy
Religion in Fantasy
Creating Fantasy Worlds
Beliefs in Fantasy
Some superstitions:
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Africa:
Ancient Egypt: the Mythology
Egyptian Gods
Legendary Monsters of Africa
The Americas:
Aztec Mythology
Incan Mythology
Haitian Mythology
Mayan Mythology
Asia:
Chinese Mythology
Japanese Mythology
Korean Mythology
Hindu Mythology
Japanese Folklore and Mythology
Chinese Mythology
Europe:
Encyclopedia of Greek Mythology
The Olympians
Women in Greek Myths
Greek Mythology
More Greek Mythology
Even More Greek Mythology
Greek/Roman Mythology
Germanic Myths, Legends, and Sagas
Norse Mythology
The Muse
Creepy Irish Creatures
Irish Folklore
Norse Mythology
Arthurian Mythology
Celtic Mythology
Latvian Mythology
Norse Gods, Goddesses, and More
A Celtic Pantheon
Welsh Gods and Goddesses
Celtic Deities
Werewolf Legends from Germany
Welsh Deities
Celtic Gods and Goddesses
Oceanic:
Australian Mythology
Polynesian Mythology
General:
Ancient Myth and Magic
Massive List of Mythological Creatures
Mythical Creatures
Hairy Hominids
Cryptozoology
Mysterious Beings, Monsters, and Creatures
Amulets and Good Luck Charms A - Z
Modern Monsters
Myths and Legends
Folklore and Mythology (2)
More Links
Folklore, Myth, and Legend
Names of Gods and Goddesses
Folklore Mythology
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Unique traits.
Every player in sburb has a unique trait about them, with specific benefits and drawbacks. This is an ability unique to them and them alone (and all other selves) and they are clear in what they do, as well as they are based around an aspect of you. I think the best way to explain is through examples.
Nepeta has Apex Purredator: The lion is the master huntress and she will prove this with her prowress. Gives a power that can be used three times per long sleep. Marks a specific random target on the current planet you are on. Killing said target gains a stack of Apex Purredator. Each stack gives a boost of +5% for every combat stat for the day. However if you go a day without a successful hunt, gain -5% to all social stats, up to -15%.
Equius has Highblood’s Inherintence: the blood corsing through your veins is extrodinary even for your caste. Unarmed damage is increased by 1000%, Your grasp strength is directly proportional to your unarmed damage.
Gamzee has Sopored Nerves: Years of drug abuse has caused you to feel little pain. Except the munchies. You do feel the munchies. Don’t flinch from minor to moderate damage, however reaction times -10%
Dave has Coolest Kid: The coolest kid on the block is you, gotta keep up appearences man. +5% damage resistance and -5% damage dealt when maintaining an uncaring cool dude facade. -5% damage resistance and +5% damage dealt when your facade is broken.
Rose has Mastress of Needles: A thoughtful gift from a friend, a tendency to spite people, and instincts from two master warrior family members has caused you to be able to be lethal with the most unorthodox weapons, so long as they are pointy. +5% crit rate, damage and critical damage with all needlekind weaponry. These gifts however makes your mind easily reached. Far more likely to become addicted or corrupted.
Meenah/HIC has Bling Equals Power: I’m the master of this hood beaches and I’ll leave imprints from my solid gold rings to prove it. All enchanted jewelry effects are doubled and gain up to a +10% boost in all stats depending on how many boonbucks you have (10,000 for maximum boost.) However the drawbacks for enchanted gear are also doubled and you have a -10% maximum for having below 5,000 boonbucks.
I have Pyrophoria. The dance of the flames, the warmth of the fire, the crack of the sparks, the staring of concerned friends. You love these. Well not the last part, but the rest pit you in a euphoric state. +5% damage with fire based weaponry and cannot damage yourself with your own fire (you can burn and combust yourself though) but the cold, the cold sucks dude. Weakness to ice weaponry and -5% damage resistance under the effects of cold, chilled, frozen, or while exploring areas below room temperature.
My followers
As an example for followers, I am going to post my followers here. Their culture will be discussed later but be known they are starfiends. Beings made of dense plasma that emits light. My theme is Electrical work, with myself being the engineer and my followers being the concepts.
So my roster is
#1 Sparks, attracted to important places, people, and things, easily distracted, very clingy, almost always with a bounce in her step. Found near my house/ruins of the first palace of ozymandis (seer)
#2 Amp, photographic memory, but utterly daft. Self proclaimed know it all, gets very excited about certain topics. Found at the charred ruins of the library of secrets. (page)
#3 Load, When giving facts they will always become true at one point, however they must watch their words for if they are incorrect the universe must adjust. Quiet, caring, always close to sewing their mouth shut. (Muse)
#4 Flash, he’s basically a magnet for light, it’s attracted to him and will adjust itself to attack threats for him. Self conscious and kind of standoffish. Found in the midnight castle. (Heir)
#5 Circuit, she Has a flashlight Juju able to create hard light weapons, shapes and simple contraptions, once created it keeps the shape and density for a limited time (typically 15 minuites) can temporarily patch wounds. Merciful and envious. Found in the underground skaian light plant. (Sylph)
#6 Ohm. Horrible contagious luck, (destroys light in an area.) Sources of light tend to be very susceptible and often break or gets blown out. Very superstitious, refuses to not use his set of battle dice, stubborn as all hell. Found encased in Crystal somewhere in the world (Bard)
#7 Current, hard to ignore and speaks only when watched. Charismatic speaker and natural leader. Holds the summoning prism and 14 sets of unmarked d6s in a pouch where they cannot roll. Found in the Wreck of an active prototype Capricatian battle cruiser. (Leader)
#8 Tescoil, able to create up to three hard light shades of a person, each wielding a weaker version of their weapon (about 50% strength). Each can take one attack before shattering and can make three actions before they become unstable and . Any healing actions they take is transferred to the owner of the shade. Each creation requires a sacrifice of 3 knowledge, 3 luck, and 3 significance or related skill. Martyristic, truly honest, easily jealous. Found in the town of oaisis. (Muse)
#9 Short, destroys significance of objects and people in an area around him (my power will be toggable destroy all significance in objects, places, or creatures in an area. Npcs and people also have what they consider to be important or worthwhile not matter to them at all.) Silent, nihilistic, depressing, not much matters to him at all. Found near the temple of false lights. (Bard)
#10 Wire, they are able to ride beams of light and pull themselves and others into the mirror realm. Optimistic, bouncy, friendly. Found in the sacrificial chamber under the grand skaian temple. (Misc light/muse)
#11 Strike, wields a juju that gives the holder incredible luck, with luck dodges and crits being commonplace with her. (it looks like a seven toed rabbits foot with a horseshoe on the back.) Charitable, reckless, possessive. Found tied up by terrorbeasts around the remnants Castle Thornshill, A heavily sought after military fortification, despite its age and wear. (Heir)
#12 Watt, looking at them leads to epithanies and looking in their general direction encourages your ability to memorize and rationalize to flourish (effects of looking at them only takes effect for them when they stares at a large amount of his skin, always has the effect looking in their direction.). Staring directly at them or for too long leaves sun spots in your eyes, hurts your eyes, damages your eyes, and eventually leads to blindness. Patient, understanding, incredibly hard on themself. Found at Ozymandis’ personal library (which is actually stupid dangerous, security nut old man.) (Muse)
#13 Volt, seemingly useless, but constantly confirms that he will be useful. Also turns existing light into powerful weapons. Hyperactive, strange habit of staring at skaia and stars. Found lost in the Forgotten forest. (Page)
#14, Arc, able to redirect importance away from himself into objects or people. Silent, nervous, self sacrificing. Found panicking about horrorterrors at the bottomless canyon. (Rogue)
I hope these examples will help you folks ^u^
Your denizen speaks in a language only you can understand
1: Only that aspect can talk to them, as Kanaya can talk to Jade’s denizen 2: It uses all the weird slang and bizarrely accurate metaphors and references you would understand
Quotes from my denizen, Radical Odin
“Look broham, ya gotta chill on the tree and soak up that sweet wisdom juice”
“Sup my dude, gotta say, really harshing my vibe with all that insurrection, ya dig?”
Tartarus’s name is called from a cultist I finished fighting, a follower of ozymandis, he laughs saying I’m too late. Tartarus Jumps up onto the gates of well, tartarus. He roars and looks to me, laughing. “Scared you Lightbringer, or did you see something like that somewhere before? Anyways did falling from Skaia’s False temple hurt? I bet it did.”
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Let it be known I hate you for that opinion not who you are. People don’t choose this shit.
No exceptions.
Masterclasses and Power access.
So I was chatting with @creative-classpect on a discord server, and we came to a consensus. Masterclass players don’t have a limitless pool of power they can spam abilities from. Instead they have a sort of minigame to deal with related to their aspects. It is tailored to both personal taste and aspect, but always should be something annoying to deal with but possible to manage.
For examples, 9’s management system is basically a mana bar, however it is basically a sink to relate the rage in himself and the area around him, the anger, determination, passions and mental fortitude within him all affect it. Specific powers need specific conditions of these, and the more is sapped from him the weaker they get.
So how my system works is a culmination of three things. narritave pressure (what the story wants/needs to be interesting) luck based rolls (I roll a d20 to gage success (with boosts from relevant stats), roll a dice related to follower number to gague effectiveness, and roll a d100 to determine cooldown or duration in seconds or minutes depending on the power.) The rolls are all affected by what the writer or author of the story decides is important, as well as the current luck I have.
So what should yours be? Well it should be frustrating but fun to deal with, be related to your aspect be affected wholy by your aspect, and should act like a mini game. A simple bar is okay but it’s a little bland for my tastes. Examples could include making it happen in a time loop any time you want to use a power or having a court trial (while nothing moves) to use your power (convince the jury).
Basically get creative with this, this is your power management system and yours alone. Hope this helped ^u^

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Role of the Master - The Muse
Those born with the Role of the Muse are marked by martyrdom. They may feel at times that the world is out for them, even if they have done nothing wrong, they blame themselves for others’ actions and for their own inaction. But while they may dwell in self-deprecation and acceptance of the cruel world, a Muse’s life needn’t be surrounded by misery. Their biggest strength are their friends, their love, the ties they form with them and how they express themselves. They are talented and amicable, understanding of others, and if allowed to blossom, their love for others and their interests knows no bounds. And just as their friends are inspired by them and seek to remain together, a Muse may need to trust their friends and accept their help to fully mature and escape a less than desirable situation. At their best, they are creative, encouraging and easy to get along with. At their worst, they can be solitary, pessimistic, and actively suppress their own emotions. Muses are shaped by their Aspect as much as their Aspect is shaped by them. Their environment and others hold an intense force over them, which may at times seem oppressive, yet at the same time, this can be a source of inspiration and strength for them. If backed up by their friends, or with enough conviction, a Muse can exert as much force back into their environment as it does on them. Their ideals, their thoughts, their actions, resonate with everyone they know, as if a tug-of-war between the forces of the world trying to shape them, against their own power to make things as they want to. Even if a Muse feels useless and like they aren’t contributing to anything in their team, they needn’t worry, as their mere presence evokes a powerful drive upon everyone they know. Being one of the Master Classes, Muses are the most Passive Class on the spectrum, as opposed to the Lord. And much like them, a Muse’s strengths lie in Commanding. Their Aspect exerts a powerful force over them that shapes the Muse’s world, so much so they may come to Embody the very forces of their Aspect. Inspiring those around them through the forces of their Aspect and their interactions with it and with them, their very presence exerts power, and everything they do is influenced in just the same way. A Muse should be careful not to embrace martyrdom, however, it’s in their nature to be self-sacrificial to aid those around them, and while this may be a way, their presence is always appreciated, if not outright needed in their group. Never wrong a Muse, for even at their worst, they are never truly alone.
A decent explanation but muses can not only be selfish, but can be envious jealous manipulative and greedy. We tend to struggle with the bad in ourselves, severely critizing ourselves for our mistakes and personality flaws. Still I like this good work. ^u^
I rewatched the [S] flashes again and i think the more actual time passes the more satisfying the ending becomes
Tbh calliope isn't my fave but she's in a tie for second with like 5 characters.