Scorpius Malfoy

… I wasn’t joking.

Wow, you could have fooled me. Definitely could not see that one coming.

You just s-said it.. Didn’t you? I ..I heard you. Scorpius… Why did you call yourself the master? 

... No, nope, I didn't say it. Perhaps it was one of the resident ghosts? 

The master?

Who said that? I didn't say that.

…..What are you doing? 

What? Nothing. I'm not doing anything.

Again?

Oh, well if it isn't Fel... ... ...

Oh geez, Scorpy… I’ll approach you once you stop embarrassing yourself. 

It’s too late to be ashamed now, Scorpy. 

... Doesn't change the fact that I am.

... Yeah. I'm ashamed, to say the least. 

Ah, but it does.

I just don't want to be seen around you. You can't understand such a simple thing?

And why not, Malfoy? 

I really don't think that needs an explanation, Potter.

Of course it is, Scorpy. Then again, it’s up to you whether you want to join or be a victim of the commotion. 

I'd rather not be seen running around with you. 

If that’s what it takes to cause some commotion around here… then yes, I’m a bloody howler. 

Is commotion always necessary, Potter?