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When you're tired of being in the army
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????? march ?????? again ??????
When you're tired of being in the army

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I wonder how long it will take for âDo you take card?â to become âDo you take cash?â
Apparently about 5 and a half years đ¤ˇââď¸
Hello friends
I have a boyfriend now
This post is my yard stick for how infrequently I use Tumblr seeing as we got together in November 2016 and I've only posted 4 posts since then
The fact whether a glass is half full or half empty can be determined form its past: if it was filled to its current state itâs half full and if emptied from a more full state itâs half empty.

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auroralynches:
now thatâs what i call ineffective tumblr discourse! featuring such hits as âwhy arenât you talking about this thing you didnât know aboutâ, âthis 3-hour-old post has 20k notes instead of 100k clearly youâre all willfully ignoring itâ, âif you donât reblog this youâre a bad personâ, & more manipulative bullshit that only exists to make the person saying it feel holier than thou!
FYI, this is the kind of stuff that almost guarantees I will not reblog a post. I have no interest in using shaming tactics to get motherfucking reblogs.
adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore
Hello friends I have a boyfriend now
Favorite writing trope
Adding âas you doâ after describing something that nobody does.
âSo he went to hell to pick up his dead wifeâs soul, as you do.â
âSo she climbed up the tower with her robot hands, as you do.â
one time in an actual conversation I said something along the lines of âI made a flamethrower with a lighter and a can of compressed air, as you doâ and the guy I was talking to was like ââŚno? I donât???â
Just out of curiosity, which do yâall prefer out of these two pairs?
I text him yesterday.
I texted him yesterday.
I screenshot it yesterday.
I screenshotted it yesterday.
ie do you prefer them invariable or not?
1 and 4. I realise that's incredibly inconsistent...I used to use number 2 but one day I decided I didn't like it for some reason

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Brain: If you're not someone's favourite they don't like you at all
Me: That is literally not how it works
Brain: Okay but what if it is
Loads of people I follow have changed URL and icon and I can't get anything from their bio and I don't know who anyone is anymore but I don't want to unfollow in case they're people I actually like lol
Life goals
LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS
YOU NEED
A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL
SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEYâRE DRY BRO DONâT WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)
AIGHT THAT SHIT DONâT LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)
ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!
BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEYâRE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOUâRE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WONâT)
GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.
NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS
FUCKING GOOD JOB
Some days my hope for humanity is restored in the most unusual waysâŚ
It looks like they drew the Tumblr logo at the bottom
envelope HQ
designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope weird gary: no lets force them to lick it

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Fun linguistic thing: you know how mostly the phrase "give someone a lift" means to drive them somewhere, I've started noticing people from around Manchester use it to mean giving someone assistance/a hand ("give me a lift moving this stuff" etc) :)
oooh thatâs cool ^^
The Mancunians are more of a "gimme" than a "gizza" race lmao
The law forbidding citizens to criticize Henry VIIIâs marriage to Anne Boleyn has just been repealed in Ireland what a time to be alive.Â
time at last to achieve my long-held dream of flying to Ireland and shouting âHONESTLY YOU COULDâVE DONE BETTER, ANNEâ