A bit like Australia but we don't have kangaroos

????? march ?????? again ??????

When you're tired of being in the army

I wonder how long it will take for “Do you take card?” to become “Do you take cash?”

Apparently about 5 and a half years 🤷‍♀️

This post is my yard stick for how infrequently I use Tumblr seeing as we got together in November 2016 and I've only posted 4 posts since then

The fact whether a glass is half full or half empty can be determined form its past: if it was filled to its current state it’s half full and if emptied from a more full state it’s half empty.

FYI, this is the kind of stuff that almost guarantees I will not reblog a post. I have no interest in using shaming tactics to get motherfucking reblogs.

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

one time in an actual conversation I said something along the lines of “I made a flamethrower with a lighter and a can of compressed air, as you do” and the guy I was talking to was like “…no? I don’t???”

1 and 4. I realise that's incredibly inconsistent...I used to use number 2 but one day I decided I didn't like it for some reason

Some days my hope for humanity is restored in the most unusual ways…

It looks like they drew the Tumblr logo at the bottom

The Mancunians are more of a "gimme" than a "gizza" race lmao

The law forbidding citizens to criticize Henry VIII’s marriage to Anne Boleyn has just been repealed in Ireland what a time to be alive. 

time at last to achieve my long-held dream of flying to Ireland and shouting ‘HONESTLY YOU COULD’VE DONE BETTER, ANNE’