just some weirdo

Into the forest a short distance, he heard Jarlaxle coming quickly behind him. The mercenary said not a word—the tormented Entreri was truly glad of that!—but just walked up beside and matched his every step. Soon after, Jarlaxle draped an arm across Entreri’s shoulders, and the assassin hadn’t the strength to shove it aside.

He was kidding himself again, he knew. He didn’t want to shove it aside.

Thank you @revajiki for this commission!

superlatives for sojourn:

mvp: kellindil. the most important thing a person can be, after all, is a boy scout. rip dude.

most improved: brother mateus. stepping up in the world!

one-trick pony: “drizzit”. I’m sorry, I struggle to take it seriously.

best standalone scene: drizzt’s first winter. I liked the survival elements of this book!

seven seconds of fame: the weeping friars. good luck to them.

best fake out: drizzt just saying he’s a polymorphed dragon. to a dragon. bestie you don’t even speak draconic! honorable mention to r. a. salvatore for pretending there wouldn’t be more books in the epilogue.

dragons per book: 4/6

evil wizards down (series total): 6

1) calihye/artemis/jarlaxle threesome. do I have to do everything myself?

superlatives for the legacy:

mvp: uhhhh thibbledorf pwent, living frag grenade.

most improved: I’m tempted to give it to vierna for speed-running like, four or five level ups in cleric. shame it didn’t work out.

one-trick pony: artemis trying to get a satisfying duel out of drizzt. keep trying babe!

best standalone scene: the battle with the goblins. I liked the world building for mithral hall :)

seven seconds of fame: drider dinin. weird we didn’t see more fallout from that with drizzt.

best fake out: artemis acting as catti-brie and wulfgar’s wedding planner for two weeks. I wonder what menu he picked. honorable mention to all of the other bizarre lies artemis told for no reason (lost use of an arm and eye, oh no I’m falling to my death, etc.)

dragons per book: 4/7

evil wizards down (series total): 6

Back on my usual bullshit :]

after over a year of sitting around on this I finally finished this short comic... featuring my 2nd favorite scene in the book Neverwinter, and a moment I was waiting for for so many books when I read the series for the first time. The reunion between these two after their last encounter in Silent Blade

thinking about Artemis and Drizzt