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was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”
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I hate men
Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.
Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.
Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!
what the actual fuck
Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.
protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.
Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.
okay I understand this for the most part but seriously some people needa fuck off generalizing men as this terrible group of people. “men feel so entitled sometimes” like bitch you can’t tell me women don’t think they own everything every once in a while too don’t make this a gender thing
It is a gender thing. Why is it that 90% of the men I meet are entitled to some degree that’s toxic? Whereas 3% of women I’ve met are toxically entitled. This is about gender. It’s not a common thing to hear that a woman came into a man’s work just to ask him out daily. She doesn’t wait outside buildings for him. She doesn’t harass him constantly instead of just taking no for an answer. Yet almost every single guy that has ever been interested in me can’t take a hint, thinks they’re the shit, thinks they’re better than me when there shouldn’t be any competition. Women don’t make this shit up. Why is it that you can ask the majority of women and they’ll tell you that they’ve met guys like this or like this in some degree? It’s because men aren’t shit because they have some weird entitled complex.
It is a gender thing, and as men we need to stop it. I grew up with sisters so I saw it firsthand. Dudes would get their names off credit card receipts at restaurants and ask around to get their numbers. Call the house non-stop til me or one of my brothers threatened to beat that ass. I’ve had to run dudes out of parking lots because they were waiting for a female co worker to come outside. It’s real. Don’t get angry if they’re not talking to you, just be part of the solution. Your boy tell you he riding by a girl’s work to ask her out? Tell him to leave her alone. Your nephew riding by his ex’s house to see who she with? Pull him to the side and say that stalking shit gotta go. The truth is half the shit our friends do we would call a woman a crazy bitch for doing. So call your friend a crazy bitch too. There’s a time and place and work ain’t it. And if she say no then take that no. It don’t mean maybe. Pressure is not sweet or romantic, it perpetuates rape culture. Sorry I rambled so long. But be part of the solution.

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*vigorously shakes a magic 8 ball* will i ever understand why jk rowling loves and romanticizes severus snape, an abusive adult fully aware of his toxic actions and yet hates draco malfoy, a child who is very scared and surrounded by some of the worst influences possible
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aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE
taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.
gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.
cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.
leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time.
virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often.
libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable.
scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)
sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.
capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god.
aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone.
pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

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No parent should outlive their Tamagotchi.
yes you are! believe me <3
violet + her bridal dress ❀

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Get to know me meme: 19/20 animated movies » Lady and the Tramp (1955) “Look, there’s a great big hunk of world down there with no fence around it. Where two dogs can find adventure and excitement. And beyond those distant hills, who knows what wonderful experiences? And it’s all ours for the taking, Pidge.”